dazai osamu radio show, #...4???????

[nullificates]

(you know that voice. you know it. you simply do.)

Good afternoon, Aldrip, ladies, gentlemen, everything in between, clowns, twats, twits, everyone, gather around, this is the Dazai Radio Show! As you know, blablablabla, we fought some strange things, got some gadgets, went to the desert, talked to a very handsome fairy man -- (dazai's voice becomes muffled, as he speaks into the distance,) did someone even get his number? For no particular reasons-- No? Ugh, really?! Fine, fine. Anyway, that is not what I was going to get at! Today, we have no news, but instead, let's get to our roots! This is our advice program. Need help with a girl? I'm here for you! Need help with a boy? Get better taste! Fufufufufufu!!!!!

Want to prank your idiot roommate so he can't ever reach for the sugar?! I got you! Want to build a death trap above your bed?! I got you! Ah, let's hear what the community has to say! Please, Aldrip, speak! We are all here for you!

Comments

NOT HERE

[expi]

[careful fairies are always watching]

[nullificates]

(kiss him you degenerate)

[murderingjustice]

i have a question

[nullificates]

shoot

voice;

[orphne]

Dazai-san, are you just trying to discourage people so you can keep all the boys to yourself?

[nullificates]

no!!!!!! i have a more than enough number of terrible men

[fatalism]

[ s n e r k ]

Text

[quizpersona]

Dear Mister Radio Host,

I need your help! Recently I keep getting caught pick pocketing people because I keep saying "yoink!" out loud when I do it. Everyone's pockets are just so pickpocket-able but most people get really mad at me when I do it! But I'm trying to help them out by making them realize they're all sooo easy to steal from. AITA?

— A Concerned Citizen!

[nullificates]

ok so maybe, mister very-concerned-mysterious-citizen-i-totally-can't-tell-who-might-it-be, give them a card to punch each time you get caught! that way! they will have a way to see! and they get a reward!

you can smash pie on their faces! please write 'you've been yoiked' on top of it!

voice

[rebellions]

[ Ragna misses 5 minutes ago when he didn't know that voice. ]

How the hell do I make you shut up?

[ Tough crowd. ]

[nullificates]

Oh, you get in line! I've been nearly silenced many, many times! Please, start a club!

text;

[laserguy]

[It's times like these that Scott's really grateful that people can't be identified through text. Maybe it's extremely stupid to ask something like this through his dumb radio show, but he's also a big coward and doesn't want to send a random message or talk about this in person, not yet.]

Is it murder if you killed some of the Infected Guys at the desert?

[murderingjustice]

[oh... well, since these are anonymous Akechi actually feels like it's ok to answer this.]

it depends. did you consider them as people?

Re: text;

[nullificates]

depending on what they were, you see, do you feel bad about killing the giant moster thing

[fatalism]

i would like to file a complaint against the quality of tea available

[nullificates]

i need a very detailed description of the demander to send the hr.

[darkdisgrace]

Why on earth would anyone take your advice on dating?

Do these people know just how many pissed off exes you have, Mr. Radio Host?

[nullificates]

mmmmmmmmmm no

zero here i guess

voice

[strength_of_will]

[ Radio? He vaguely remembers what that is! ]

Wow, do you do this regularly?

Re: voice

[nullificates]

YES!!!!!! VERY!!!

text;

[orphne]

Is it ok for girls to make the first move on boys?

[Totally not Kotone again.]

Re: text;

[nullificates]

why wouldnt it be!!!!!!!!

text

[ticket218]

How do I get better taste?

[ Also 100% anonymous here. ]

Re: text

[nullificates]

What is it that you like!

Text

[whatsamada]

[....]

I'm guessing you're the person that Kotone-san and Akechi-san has told me about.

text

[oracledriven]

[he is Very Good at being anonymous]

here's a question for you

how do you handle it when you've been keeping something from someone you know, and you KNOW you should tell them, but it's been a long time and it feels like it's too late?

[nullificates]

a. is it gonna benefit you or them or anyone
b. do they HAVE to know
c. why is it too late