dazai osamu radio show, #...4???????

[nullificates]

(you know that voice. you know it. you simply do.)

Good afternoon, Aldrip, ladies, gentlemen, everything in between, clowns, twats, twits, everyone, gather around, this is the Dazai Radio Show! As you know, blablablabla, we fought some strange things, got some gadgets, went to the desert, talked to a very handsome fairy man -- (dazai's voice becomes muffled, as he speaks into the distance,) did someone even get his number? For no particular reasons-- No? Ugh, really?! Fine, fine. Anyway, that is not what I was going to get at! Today, we have no news, but instead, let's get to our roots! This is our advice program. Need help with a girl? I'm here for you! Need help with a boy? Get better taste! Fufufufufufu!!!!!

Want to prank your idiot roommate so he can't ever reach for the sugar?! I got you! Want to build a death trap above your bed?! I got you! Ah, let's hear what the community has to say! Please, Aldrip, speak! We are all here for you!

Comments

[quizpersona]

Mister Host that's great advice but isn't it a logical fallacy at the end of the day? Rather than participate in the game most people would give me a painful paper cut with the card! Ouch!!! Violence hurts so bad.

— Very-Concerned-Mysterious-Citizen-You-DON'T-Know-Me-No-Way

[nullificates]

i too hate hurting!!!!!! ah, maybe you should start to put things INTO their pockets!!!!

[quizpersona]

Now now Mr. Host. I never said that I hated hurting.

[ ...Other people. If you even believe this. ]

But I think I will take your advice of hiding razors in unsuspecting peoples pockets!

[nullificates]

AM I NOT GREAT AT THIS!!!!

[quizpersona]

Mhmmmmm and as thanks you'll be the veeery first person I do it to. What a honor!

[nullificates]

FREE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

[quizpersona]

Oh dear. Free? Not free at all! This is a robbery.

[nullificates]

Are you stealing my heart?!

[quizpersona]

Yeah? Yeah! Maybe! AND your dignity! So be careful what you wish for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nullificates]

oh so thats where that went