dazai osamu radio show, #...4???????

[nullificates]

(you know that voice. you know it. you simply do.)

Good afternoon, Aldrip, ladies, gentlemen, everything in between, clowns, twats, twits, everyone, gather around, this is the Dazai Radio Show! As you know, blablablabla, we fought some strange things, got some gadgets, went to the desert, talked to a very handsome fairy man -- (dazai's voice becomes muffled, as he speaks into the distance,) did someone even get his number? For no particular reasons-- No? Ugh, really?! Fine, fine. Anyway, that is not what I was going to get at! Today, we have no news, but instead, let's get to our roots! This is our advice program. Need help with a girl? I'm here for you! Need help with a boy? Get better taste! Fufufufufufu!!!!!

Want to prank your idiot roommate so he can't ever reach for the sugar?! I got you! Want to build a death trap above your bed?! I got you! Ah, let's hear what the community has to say! Please, Aldrip, speak! We are all here for you!

Comments

NOT HERE

[expi]

[careful fairies are always watching]

[nullificates]

(kiss him you degenerate)

[murderingjustice]

i have a question

[nullificates]

shoot

[murderingjustice]

how do i prevent a certain unwanted quest from entering to my room without invitation

[nullificates]

invite them

next question hope i helped

[murderingjustice]

do you understand the meaning of 'unwanted', dazai-san?

[nullificates]

if you invite them they are no longer unwanted easy logistics

anyway next

voice;

[orphne]

Dazai-san, are you just trying to discourage people so you can keep all the boys to yourself?

Text

[quizpersona]

Dear Mister Radio Host,

I need your help! Recently I keep getting caught pick pocketing people because I keep saying "yoink!" out loud when I do it. Everyone's pockets are just so pickpocket-able but most people get really mad at me when I do it! But I'm trying to help them out by making them realize they're all sooo easy to steal from. AITA?

— A Concerned Citizen!

[nullificates]

no!!!!!! i have a more than enough number of terrible men

voice

[rebellions]

[ Ragna misses 5 minutes ago when he didn't know that voice. ]

How the hell do I make you shut up?

[ Tough crowd. ]

[nullificates]

ok so maybe, mister very-concerned-mysterious-citizen-i-totally-can't-tell-who-might-it-be, give them a card to punch each time you get caught! that way! they will have a way to see! and they get a reward!

you can smash pie on their faces! please write 'you've been yoiked' on top of it!

[nullificates]

Oh, you get in line! I've been nearly silenced many, many times! Please, start a club!

[quizpersona]

Mister Host that's great advice but isn't it a logical fallacy at the end of the day? Rather than participate in the game most people would give me a painful paper cut with the card! Ouch!!! Violence hurts so bad.

— Very-Concerned-Mysterious-Citizen-You-DON'T-Know-Me-No-Way

[rebellions]

Clearly those people did a lousy job. Like hell I'm joining them to do anything.

text;

[laserguy]

[It's times like these that Scott's really grateful that people can't be identified through text. Maybe it's extremely stupid to ask something like this through his dumb radio show, but he's also a big coward and doesn't want to send a random message or talk about this in person, not yet.]

Is it murder if you killed some of the Infected Guys at the desert?

Not Here

[murderingjustice]

[Oh my god. Is this how he sounded like???]

[fatalism]

[ s n e r k ]

[fatalism]

i would like to file a complaint against the quality of tea available

[murderingjustice]

[oh... well, since these are anonymous Akechi actually feels like it's ok to answer this.]

it depends. did you consider them as people?

[orphne]

Uh-huh

So if people come to you with boy troubles, you'll help them?

[nullificates]

chemically speaking arsenic IS a solution

[nullificates]

i need a very detailed description of the demander to send the hr.

[fatalism]

very russian, very much in need of arsenic