dazai osamu radio show, #...4???????

[nullificates]

(you know that voice. you know it. you simply do.)

Good afternoon, Aldrip, ladies, gentlemen, everything in between, clowns, twats, twits, everyone, gather around, this is the Dazai Radio Show! As you know, blablablabla, we fought some strange things, got some gadgets, went to the desert, talked to a very handsome fairy man -- (dazai's voice becomes muffled, as he speaks into the distance,) did someone even get his number? For no particular reasons-- No? Ugh, really?! Fine, fine. Anyway, that is not what I was going to get at! Today, we have no news, but instead, let's get to our roots! This is our advice program. Need help with a girl? I'm here for you! Need help with a boy? Get better taste! Fufufufufufu!!!!!

Want to prank your idiot roommate so he can't ever reach for the sugar?! I got you! Want to build a death trap above your bed?! I got you! Ah, let's hear what the community has to say! Please, Aldrip, speak! We are all here for you!

Comments

[orphne]

solve any problems in general, or with murder specifically?

[nullificates]

with murder specifically!!!!!

[orphne]

Hooray!! I'm so proud of you!! I'm gonna make you something nice to celebrate!!

[nullificates]

hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[orphne]

What kind of cake do you like!

[nullificates]

i guess ill go get the tea-that-masks-the-taste-of-arsenic

[orphne]

Hmmm okay! We can have tea and cake, I don't mind.

[She knows Dazai won't poison her or himself in front of her (without good reason, anyway).]

[nullificates]

arsenic for dessert tho??????