dazai osamu radio show, #...4???????

[nullificates]

(you know that voice. you know it. you simply do.)

Good afternoon, Aldrip, ladies, gentlemen, everything in between, clowns, twats, twits, everyone, gather around, this is the Dazai Radio Show! As you know, blablablabla, we fought some strange things, got some gadgets, went to the desert, talked to a very handsome fairy man -- (dazai's voice becomes muffled, as he speaks into the distance,) did someone even get his number? For no particular reasons-- No? Ugh, really?! Fine, fine. Anyway, that is not what I was going to get at! Today, we have no news, but instead, let's get to our roots! This is our advice program. Need help with a girl? I'm here for you! Need help with a boy? Get better taste! Fufufufufufu!!!!!

Want to prank your idiot roommate so he can't ever reach for the sugar?! I got you! Want to build a death trap above your bed?! I got you! Ah, let's hear what the community has to say! Please, Aldrip, speak! We are all here for you!

Comments

[nullificates]

this man can hold me hostage!!!!!!

[fatalism]

is that the mood you're feeling right now?

[nullificates]

yes?

[fatalism]

i really wish i had a torture basement right now

[nullificates]

i said hostage not tortured

[fatalism]

my hostage basements are also torture basements, same thing really

[nullificates]

ok but like

can i have the hostage package without the torture package

1/2

[fatalism]

dazai i have no intentions of actually torturing you in a basement

2/2

[fatalism]

i was trying to do that thing you know?

Re: 2/2

[nullificates]

oh. OH


.... do it to my face!!!!! nothing to my face!!!!!!

[fatalism]

please think of the children

[quizpersona]

[ Yeah speaking of nosy "anonymous" readers on this very public network ]

The children think you should do it to his face.

tw; threats of violence and murder

[fatalism]

with a scalpel or a razor or perhaps the bow of a cello

[ hes just being a shit he'd never do anything to dazai's face.........here anyway ]

[nullificates]

eh they're of age

[fatalism]

well i sure hope someone has taught them about birds and bees

[nullificates]

kids these days have the internet

(like you DIDN'T DAZAI)

[fatalism]

surely there are better things to engage in with the internet at one's disposal?

[nullificates]

my love dont you underestimate hormones

[fatalism]

and this is why humanity never gets anywhere

[nullificates]

disagree without hormones there is no humanity fyfy

[fatalism]

yeah and that's a problem because?

[nullificates]

no humanity we cant go forward duuuuuh

(two of the most intelligent men in the world are two big children)

[fatalism]

mm.

[ translation: a world with only two of them would be sufficient ]