dazai osamu radio show, #...4???????

[nullificates]

(you know that voice. you know it. you simply do.)

Good afternoon, Aldrip, ladies, gentlemen, everything in between, clowns, twats, twits, everyone, gather around, this is the Dazai Radio Show! As you know, blablablabla, we fought some strange things, got some gadgets, went to the desert, talked to a very handsome fairy man -- (dazai's voice becomes muffled, as he speaks into the distance,) did someone even get his number? For no particular reasons-- No? Ugh, really?! Fine, fine. Anyway, that is not what I was going to get at! Today, we have no news, but instead, let's get to our roots! This is our advice program. Need help with a girl? I'm here for you! Need help with a boy? Get better taste! Fufufufufufu!!!!!

Want to prank your idiot roommate so he can't ever reach for the sugar?! I got you! Want to build a death trap above your bed?! I got you! Ah, let's hear what the community has to say! Please, Aldrip, speak! We are all here for you!

Comments

[laserguy]

accept that i'm a murderer? glad that it's so easy for you.

[murderingjustice]

[Sigh...]


or try live in ignorance, if you'd rather stuck your head under a ground like an ostrich.

but we've already established that there are different circumstances that might lead one to murder, like we we're misled by the fairies here. there's no just 'black' or 'white' when it comes to taking one's life, it's all gray and muddy. now, whether you want to wallow in your own pity is up to you. you can either choose that or do something with this realization.

[laserguy]

i'm not sticking my head underground!

or wallowing in pity!

just. what are you supposed to do with a realization like this.

[murderingjustice]

same thing as with most of things

move on or die. learn from your past actions and use that to direct yourself.

[laserguy]

okay. and 'how are you directing yourself?' being another murderer and all.

[murderingjustice]

unfortunately I'm unable to give you any further answers regarding this topic seeing that my life is being threatened by yet another murderer.

[laserguy]

[brb scott just realizing that dazai has figured him out and also said his name out loud.

brb screaming

also what do you mean dazai's a murderer--

he ends the feed.]