dazai osamu radio show, #...4???????

[nullificates]

(you know that voice. you know it. you simply do.)

Good afternoon, Aldrip, ladies, gentlemen, everything in between, clowns, twats, twits, everyone, gather around, this is the Dazai Radio Show! As you know, blablablabla, we fought some strange things, got some gadgets, went to the desert, talked to a very handsome fairy man -- (dazai's voice becomes muffled, as he speaks into the distance,) did someone even get his number? For no particular reasons-- No? Ugh, really?! Fine, fine. Anyway, that is not what I was going to get at! Today, we have no news, but instead, let's get to our roots! This is our advice program. Need help with a girl? I'm here for you! Need help with a boy? Get better taste! Fufufufufufu!!!!!

Want to prank your idiot roommate so he can't ever reach for the sugar?! I got you! Want to build a death trap above your bed?! I got you! Ah, let's hear what the community has to say! Please, Aldrip, speak! We are all here for you!

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[oracledriven]

[he is Very Good at being anonymous]

here's a question for you

how do you handle it when you've been keeping something from someone you know, and you KNOW you should tell them, but it's been a long time and it feels like it's too late?

[nullificates]

a. is it gonna benefit you or them or anyone
b. do they HAVE to know
c. why is it too late

[oracledriven]

whether they have to know or not, they're gonna figure it out eventually. or ask. and they'll know if i'm lying

because i should have told them a lot sooner

[nullificates]

you didnt tell me whether it's beneficial for them to know

if it is i'd say tell them, if it isn't, then who cares, they'll find out eventually

[oracledriven]

that's the thing. they need to know, but it's going to hurt them to hear it, too

[nullificates]

ok but where's the benefit

[oracledriven]

what do you mean?

[nullificates]

dense. you're very dense. you owe me 3 drinks.

what do you or they gain by disclosing or receiving this information

[oracledriven]

like you need more drinks

i...thought the information would be the gain. it's something they're going to need to know eventually

[nullificates]

to deal with all of you i need a second bar

... and you want to speed that process up why. you said they'd learn anyway. you said it'll hurt them, so. i see no gain, don't tell them enjoy a life headache free whatever happens happens

[oracledriven]

sounds like more work for you

... ... ... yeah that makes it sound like i should tell them

[nullificates]

WHAT DID I JUST SAY

dont tell them moron

[oracledriven]

yeahhh i think that if you say it's a bad idea, it means i definitely need to do it

[nullificates]

enjoy the consequences of your actions

let me know when so i raise the prices of my booze and you suffer double

[oracledriven]

there's definitely not gonna be any enjoyment in it. but it needs to happen. better that she hear it from me first

[nullificates]

then dont do it

[oracledriven]

but i DID finish that statement with "better to hear it from me first"

[nullificates]

or not at all have you considered that one

[oracledriven]

she IS gonna find out, one way or another

[nullificates]

we can always fake your death and move you

[oracledriven]

you don't think that's kind of extreme?!?

[nullificates]

no

[oracledriven]

alright i should have seen that answer coming

[nullificates]

right that one is on you

[oracledriven]

fair enough

uh

i guess this is where i should be saying thanks. so, thanks