dazai osamu radio show, #...4???????

[nullificates]

(you know that voice. you know it. you simply do.)

Good afternoon, Aldrip, ladies, gentlemen, everything in between, clowns, twats, twits, everyone, gather around, this is the Dazai Radio Show! As you know, blablablabla, we fought some strange things, got some gadgets, went to the desert, talked to a very handsome fairy man -- (dazai's voice becomes muffled, as he speaks into the distance,) did someone even get his number? For no particular reasons-- No? Ugh, really?! Fine, fine. Anyway, that is not what I was going to get at! Today, we have no news, but instead, let's get to our roots! This is our advice program. Need help with a girl? I'm here for you! Need help with a boy? Get better taste! Fufufufufufu!!!!!

Want to prank your idiot roommate so he can't ever reach for the sugar?! I got you! Want to build a death trap above your bed?! I got you! Ah, let's hear what the community has to say! Please, Aldrip, speak! We are all here for you!

Comments

[nullificates]

the game ways to drive a man mad is so easy with you

[darkdisgrace]

You're going to find those spikes in your bed one of these days

[nullificates]

shooting yourself in the foot i see

also you are despicable and disgusting keeping all thus gold so close yet so far from me

[darkdisgrace]

Gold? What?

[A pause, and then.]

Did you fucking raid my stash you shithead!!! That was there for a reason!

cw alcoholism

[nullificates]

an intervention just waiting to happen

new club in aldrip:..... aa!!!!

[darkdisgrace]

They were there because booze doesn't last in our room longer than a few days, you ass.

And fuck you, I'm functional!

[nullificates]

you drink that much??? damn you should start this club right damn now


.34 of function is still function i suppose

[darkdisgrace]

You're the one who drinks that much, are you kidding me?

[Said as if he isn't nearly as much of an alcoholic.]

and I am way more functional than that!!!

[nullificates]

(enter here a gigantic calculus about chuuya's mental, physical and emotional reflexes vs each glass of wine effects.)

See? Math.

[darkdisgrace]

[Dazai you dick--]

FUCK YOU that doesn't prove anything

[Really, people probably expect this sort of thing every 'radio show' by now. They're starting to get predictable.

It's like sideshow entertainment instead of a commercial break.]

Besides, you do stupid shit just because. You don't even need to be drunk. Ever thought about getting checked for brain damage?

[nullificates]

i can check for you it's so much easier to look at your brain from up here