dazai osamu radio show, #...4???????

[nullificates]

(you know that voice. you know it. you simply do.)

Good afternoon, Aldrip, ladies, gentlemen, everything in between, clowns, twats, twits, everyone, gather around, this is the Dazai Radio Show! As you know, blablablabla, we fought some strange things, got some gadgets, went to the desert, talked to a very handsome fairy man -- (dazai's voice becomes muffled, as he speaks into the distance,) did someone even get his number? For no particular reasons-- No? Ugh, really?! Fine, fine. Anyway, that is not what I was going to get at! Today, we have no news, but instead, let's get to our roots! This is our advice program. Need help with a girl? I'm here for you! Need help with a boy? Get better taste! Fufufufufufu!!!!!

Want to prank your idiot roommate so he can't ever reach for the sugar?! I got you! Want to build a death trap above your bed?! I got you! Ah, let's hear what the community has to say! Please, Aldrip, speak! We are all here for you!

Comments

[fatalism]

give bad advice and see what happens

[nullificates]

ways to drive a man crazy:

[fatalism]

move all furniture in his room 0.5milimiters every time you visit

[nullificates]

oh so you noticed

[fatalism]

you might as well have painted the room red, of course i noticed

[nullificates]

how is that sanity?!

[fatalism]

red paint is obvious, you don't question your sanity if you see such an obvious change.

[nullificates]

enjoy the next month

1/3

[fatalism]

wait

2/3

[fatalism]

next month?

3/3

[fatalism]

am i now involved in this???

Re: 3/3

[nullificates]

i will drive a man crazy!

[fatalism]

a man but not this man, i hope

[nullificates]

specifically this man

[fatalism]

oh does that man crave this man's attention that badly?

[nullificates]

this man can hold me hostage!!!!!!

[fatalism]

is that the mood you're feeling right now?

[nullificates]

yes?

[fatalism]

i really wish i had a torture basement right now

[nullificates]

i said hostage not tortured

[fatalism]

my hostage basements are also torture basements, same thing really

[nullificates]

ok but like

can i have the hostage package without the torture package

1/2

[fatalism]

dazai i have no intentions of actually torturing you in a basement

2/2

[fatalism]

i was trying to do that thing you know?

Re: 2/2

[nullificates]

oh. OH


.... do it to my face!!!!! nothing to my face!!!!!!