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so whose breathing? show of hands? win a prize if u show 2.

doesnt have to be ur own. ur hand and any hand u find in the gutter somewhere gets a pass.

and if u kicked the bucket? then sorry pal, but im booked out. ure gonna have to find another head to crash in.

opheliac

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alright, u stupid hunk of junk. are u going to start sending my messages now or what?

isha.

i dont know if ure here. i mean, ive looked through this a million times and i cant tell what kind of username u'd make for urself. i thought maybe scuttle butt, but. i dont see it.

[.........]

or maybe u just dont know how to use these yet.

but

if ure seeing this, its me, jinx. and im here. im not in aldrip, but im on my way there. i need u to either find a safe place, or find an adult.

if u find someone, show them this message and stick with them, ok?

if u want to try writing to me, there should be a keyboard that will pop up for u and itll show u the alphabet. the letters are not going to be in order, but thats ok. its supposed to look like that.

then u press whatever letter u want. start something short. like "hi". then press that little arrow besides the smiley face. or u can use that smiley face button and send one to me if thats easier. think of it like its an arcade game. i know it looks intimidating at first, but ure smart. i know u'll figure it out.

if u come across vander at all, just keep ur distance from him for now.

if hes here.

i dont know what the rules are when it comes to. him.

but everything is going to be ok, i promise. love u, kiddo.

and everyone else

look for a 7-8? year old with braided blue hair like mine. and shes dressed like me, too. she has big golden brown eyes. if she doesnt talk to u, thats normal, she doesnt speak. this place gets pretty jacked, and i just dont want her hurt again. and i know the council or the big wigs have a knack of bringing dead people here sometimes and

[...]

she might be really lost and confused. so. if u find her, please watch over my kid until i get there.

and same goes if u see a beast who doesnt look like hes from here. not the typical aldrip kind of monster. just stay away, dont attack, and let me take care of him.

if any of u see my sister vi, please dont tell her where i am. its important that we stay away from each other. i know shes just going to try and find me

but

trust me. its for the best. she needs to learn how to move on from me.

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video call me.

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can u read this now, silco? so what do i do next? u told me to walk away, and i tried that, but now im back here. if this isn't what u meant by breaking the cycle, do i need to move away to rumpitur? please keep talking to me, i dont want u to go away again.

nullificates

Hello, ladies and gentleman! This could be a radio show, I could tell you all the people I saw smacking kisses this past December, the list is long and juicy!

But, no. Today, the matter at hand is a little different. As you know, the plants, the animals, everything is in a rather bad place right now, and unfortunately, 'No Longer Human' can do nothing for you! It's not an ability, you see? Oops.

That said, if you feel out of control, come to Lupin. I'll be there for this month, and I'll keep an eye on your abilities for you.

No free drinks, please don't trash my bar, and Lupin employees will be compensated with all my salary shared between you guys this month for working overtime and on my behalf because I'm definitely not attending to so many people!

This has been Dazai, good luck out there.

nullificates

This is Osamu Dazai.

I'm going with the rescue team for our friends and family. I'm a specialist in war and battle strategies, so please say so now if you are willing to take my guidance in this trying time. If you change your mind during the conflict, move your charm to be worn as a necklace. I will instruct those who will listen to help regardless, but it is easier if we are together. I will not be in the front line myself, I'll be working from elsewhere, moving around as Nikolai will provide me with assistance. If anyone's abilities come into disarray, I will also be able to be there to touch and nullify them while he takes the wheel for the time being.

I'll also be able to provide medical assistance and Nikolai can transport any injured.

Be mindful of your abilities, take care of each other, and let's get our people back.

murderingjustice

Good evening everyone.

My name is Goro Akechi. Some of you might already know me, seeing this marks as the seventh month for me here in Aldrip. I have been collecting and documenting information about this world, all while pursuing the truth behind our presence here. But first things first:

[TLDR: The Council, Sentencing, Legal Advise!]

I believe most of us were surprised by the sudden emergence of governmental power called 'The Council' and their lackey 'Jerry.' However, I do believe their arrival, along with this 'Sentencing' program matches the mood of the town ever since leaving the maze. We, the so-called Chosen, have been treated with suspicion and distrust. It could very well be that it is locals' reaction that summoned the authority figures.

But speaking of the Sentencing. Me and another individual, Osamu Dazai, have established a Law Consultation Agency to help those who have been picked to by the program. We both have worked as investigators and along with those who are dealing with law in our own worlds, so I believe our experience could help those who are stuck with these abrupt tasks set by the council. I'd appreciate if those who have had the run-in with Jerry or the Council were to approach us and share their experiences.

So far, they have been reluctant to give us any clear criminal code, which leads me to believe that there isn't one. Despite being granted a grand sounding title as The Chosen it is important to remember that we aren't citizens here, exactly. Meaning we don't enjoy the same privileges as the locals here. Whether that means we are merely prisoners or if there another reason for our presence here? That I don't know of. But at the moment all the signs indicate that we aren't the first group of 'Chosen' to have brought into this world.

If you have any further information or questions, please do not hesitate to reach out for me.

- Goro Akechi

[Yeah... He can't really say anything without going tldr. So sorry.]

ticket218

Good evening, everyone. Pardon any interruptions I've made to your day but if you don't mind I have a favor to ask.

What would you say is a good name for someone small who likes green?

scythedance

I do not know if this has happened to anyone else, but... It seems as if the crime on my parchment has changed. Granted, the first crime was indeed false, but this one... This is a crime I am guilty of. How interesting. Has anyone else's crime changed, or is this the first occurrence?

[A pause.]

Ah, by the way. I recently built a hot spring on my land. Feel free to use it at any time, but please be respectful. There are snacks, drinks, and towels that will be provided upon entry. If you want to bring your own alcohol, I am okay with that.

opheliac

Hello Friends, My name is ( well, he can't say fishbones because that will defeat the purpose of being anonymous. and to note, jinx will get pretty peeved with him. ) FB. And I'm here to bring you a quick little thing that I would very much appreciate for you to answer. Please answer these questions to the best of your ability and with a bit of seriousness. I don't want to frighten anyone but... these questions are for someone whose life is on the line. Without your input, the person in question may not live by the time limit they are given. So this is very important! So please help my dear friend!! 1. If there is something in this town you would like to see be rebuild, what would that be? 2. What is something that can make YOU feel safe and secure in the village of Aldrip? Multiple answers are fine and encouraged. BONUS QUESTIONS (OPTIONAL NOT REQUIRED): 3. What are the dos and donts to dating? 4. What is expected for a boyfriend/girlfriend to do during this phase? 5. What is good for handling nightmares? 6. How do you cope with guilt? 7. Do you think it's possible for magic to make a toy come alive like the vegetables we've been seeing? If so, do you know anyone who can make it happen? Thank you for taking the time to read my questions. I hope everyone has a SUPER BIG AMAZING DAY! Your friend, FB 🦈

lightthedarkness

[Usagi has a notebook in front of her as she sits in her room at the inn. She taps her pencil against her nose, an unseen list in front of her.]

So, back home, when a WHOLE TOWN suddenly went from super nice to super nasty it was usually some sort of mind control. So what do you think? Witches, aliens, monsters, or something else?

That said, we're not exactly HELPING our case with committing crimes here.

[She stares, unimpressed at the camera of the tablet.]

So, I think we should also patrol to help with the crime rate, since, you know, we're stuck living here and we should try to make our lives and the lives of others better not harder for everyone... Especially not making the people who, up until this point, have been very kind to us, HATE US. But more than that, we might not be as quick to accuse someone of something for just existing inside of a store.

With all that said, I guess who wants to patrol with me?

And if no one wants to that's okay. You'll see me around anyway. Whether that means like, at odds or not is an up to you situation, I guess. [Usagi's statement certainly SOUNDS like an empty threat. She's not even 100 pounds when wet, but here she is, very clearly saying she's going to try and help.]

laserguy

[He can do this, he practiced saying this out loud to himself a few times now. Just turn on the video, take a deep breath, throw on a cocky smirk even if you're nervous as fuck, and--]

So, guess who recently got a house?

[Him, that's the answer. Scott's surprised that it's actually happening, because he sort of just requested a house and figured they would shoot him down, but he's gotten blueprints and everything, so it's going to be a thing. It'll just take another week or so.]

And what does anyone do when they get a house? Obviously, they throw a party. So, I'm inviting all the Chosen to come over, bring food and drinks, whatever you think will be fun-- oh and presents too, because it's my birthday. I mean, it's passed now, but whatever, you can still celebrate it with me. It'll be in week when the house is done.

[He's not completely serious about the present stuff. Just somewhat.

Maybe all this will help people take their minds off the maze. He's seen how exhausted his friends are and this is the best idea that he could up with. Plus, getting away from the stupid locals that are all being dicks for some reason. It's been draining him.]

Oh yeah, if you're part of the Teenagers With Abilities and Talents Club, it's required that you come. Sooo, see you all there!

nullificates

something's about to happen. any slight change to this place is a good enough reason to keep your eyes open, and the fog had not been here until recently.

report any strange feelings, and if you feel like your abilities are acting up, meet me immediately. for those who are unaware, my ability nullifies all by touch. if you feel like yours is out of control, notify me or chuuya nakahara immediately.

any data is good data, too. please don't hesitate to bring me any piece of information, anonymously or through my contact.

don't fuck this up,

osamu dazai.

nullificates

(you know that voice. you know it. you simply do.)

Good afternoon, Aldrip, ladies, gentlemen, everything in between, clowns, twats, twits, everyone, gather around, this is the Dazai Radio Show! As you know, blablablabla, we fought some strange things, got some gadgets, went to the desert, talked to a very handsome fairy man -- (dazai's voice becomes muffled, as he speaks into the distance,) did someone even get his number? For no particular reasons-- No? Ugh, really?! Fine, fine. Anyway, that is not what I was going to get at! Today, we have no news, but instead, let's get to our roots! This is our advice program. Need help with a girl? I'm here for you! Need help with a boy? Get better taste! Fufufufufufu!!!!!

Want to prank your idiot roommate so he can't ever reach for the sugar?! I got you! Want to build a death trap above your bed?! I got you! Ah, let's hear what the community has to say! Please, Aldrip, speak! We are all here for you!

nullificates

(for once, he's not smiling. there's none of his sunshine-y, toddler-like disposition, this is some serious shit.)

As you hear this, do not hang up. This is not a radio show edition, but rather a report. My name is Dazai Osamu, and where I'm from, I'm one of the detectives of the Armed Detective Agency - an institution focused on solving crimes considered too violent or difficult for the metropolitan police to handle, usually pertaining to supernatural events, or ability users.

I am disclosing this as I have information that is of public interest. As some of you know, certain individuals have been inflicted with markings upon their body, and as far as I am able to tell, they all relate to the personal stories of an individual. They do not come alone though. The symptom that has been most observed is a desire to roam the forest, as it repeats itself. I urge that if you must go to the forest, you do not do it on your own. I believe this is the source of the curse, after all.

Secondly, there has been some mental effects as reported, and I would also like to urge you to not approach Nikolai Gogol, the man with long white hair and clown attire, at this time for your own safety, and keep a fair distance as much as you can from him from all directions if possible. Sorry, dear, I'm petrified of you!

(he's not, but alas, he is putting his homie on blast, either way? please, don't mess with the murder clown who has pocket dimension abilities?)

Furthermore, I put forward my own assistance on the matters at hand. I myself am an ability user, and while I won't explicitly explain all the minutia of what I'm able to do, I possess a nullifying ability that has been proven to work on the current issue at hand, so if you feel like you need grounding or if something goes too out of control, please call me, so I am able to nullify it for you until you are safe.

Hopefully, next time I come to speak to you all, it's much more fun than this. Take care of each other and let me know if help is needed.

nullificates

(just voice. someone drank so much. please, he doesn't look his best, but his energy is as good as ever.)

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the... I'm still not set on a name! So, right now, it's the I Drank Too Much This Weekend, Dazai Osamu show! If you attended the party, you are a champion! We should do this more often! If the woods weren't creepy-- unless, of course, that's your deal! Maybe a bonfire? Beach party? Cocktails? I'll even bartend! Ah, maybe I am still coming down. If this was your first time drinking, please, make sure to drink a lot of water, in tiny sips, and eat bland food! Don't upset your stomach, drink right! Anyway, let's see what we have for today...

Ah, yes, I've received a suggestion from someone probably very ugly, and friendless, and probably stinky, that the host should be changed! After debating with my associates, me, myself, and I, I've decided that's not possible, I'm so sorry! Please, feel better soon.

So, next up! We got fridges now, yadda yadda, snake people didn't eat anyone, don't go into the forest, but also, if you do, take some people, don't die, the basics. If you attempt to destroy the statues, they just get fixed perfectly, so I guess you can take that as an invitation to wreck the statue rather than someone else! Use it as a drama partner! Live your best life, so vandalize to your heart's desire. Remember, you are already paying for one crime! What's anoth--

Also, in line with our request from last week, several people wanted to know whether they're assholes. I'll read them for you, and you give your opinion, but I have to say... This is not looking too bright.

"I actually spat on someone's drink during the party, am I an asshole?"

Yes, actually.

"My husband cheated on me, so I stole her lover's jewelry and run off with our pet dog. I feel bad."

Mmmmmm, what do you think, Chosen? Please, tell us your thoughts! New arrivals, this happens once every-I-Felt-Like-It, so feel free to leave suggestions, comments, and talk around with your fellow criminals as we uncover the truth! Who's an asshole? If you say 'you', you don't have an ounce of creativity!

(in the background, one can hear "dazai-san, remind them about club signups!", the cute voice of our little aldrip sister, kotone... dazai giggles a little, an 'okokok' leaving him before he returns.)

Yes, also! Don't forget to come to the Club Building, and sign up for the clubs! Especially the magic one, for some reason that I don't really know, but that one!! Enjoy hobbies, make friends, start writing a Coup d'Etat, cook delicious meals, and take rabbits out of top hats, whatever you feel like!

Thank you and good evening!

laserguy

[Being in a new world is cool and all, but also sucks when everything you see is still a shade of red. Figures that the first time he's away in some new place he can't fully appreciate it, although, maybe he doesn't want to considering that stupid but truthful parchment he got referencing an incident that he's not exactly proud of.

How do they even know??

So excitement is honestly at an all time low and he's also sort of angry?? And the best thing to do when you're angry is clearly use this charm device and just say dumb shit--]

so who else is a freak here

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is it a radio show

(forward dated, from the boats in route to rescue) see he can be serious

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