014. 💥 TXT; UN: BOMBSHELL

[opheliac]

hi, its me! jinx, ur favorite loose cannon and demolition diva! im good, how are u? never better.

im in a pissy mood, so WE are going to do something that is fun for me. but firsts thing first:







feast ur eyes on THIS! i know, i know. me? jinx? running a kitty cat cafe? look even a semi crazy chick like me loves these little furballs. and the other me made a KILLER living with this coffee joint. annnd i still remember how to make my famous strawberries n' creme, java chip frappuccino, ristretto, cold brew, and other stuff. soooo why not right? ill still take ur repair orders and junk too. if u need ur guns or weapons made, im still ur girl! i can make ur coffee AND ur bombs at the same time. they go hand in hand anyway.

the first 5 customers who comes to my shop gets to pet and hold fishbones. and THATS a steal offer. so id take it if i were u.

okok on to the fun part!!!!!!!!!💣💥💣💥💣💥

when i get hot and heated, i like to explode my problems away. get rid of them and just shred them into teeny tiny little pieces until they are nothing but worthless worms underneath my boots. have them wiggle all around and watch them fight for survival!

the big wigs or whoever are very picky so how about i blow UR problems away? so. lay it on me. did someone kill u recently and need a cool idea on how to get them back? is someone u love or care for keeping secrets from u and it makes u want to blow up their vocal cords? got into a nasty fight and u want them to apologize to u first cause it's their fault and not urs?

whatever problem u got, jinx is here to listen and give out a few pointers! im a genius, so i know all the answers. keep it anonymous or not, ur choice. i don't care

or if u DONT have a problem and u just miss me and wanna chat, im here for that, too! so let's go go go go go 🙈🙉🙊

Comments

Text; un: eyeofzaun

[conflictresolution]

Have you set the open date yet for this month or are you saving it for the next month?

Also, has someone upset you recently to cause the last half of this post?

[He has no idea there was a confrontation between Jinx and Richard.]

[opheliac]

not yet! the system might evaporate this place away. but i guess it would make sense to open it now before its gone.

ding ding, yep!

[conflictresolution]

Hmmm, agreed. I am in a similar situation. It would be a shame to rebuild if this place goes to shambles but equally so if it course corrects back to when we arrived.

Would you care to discuss the matter? We can do so privately.

voice; un:curtaincall

[endcaller]

It is always a delight to see your well-intentioned writings on the network.

But might I ask what has you in so ill a mood?

text forever

[opheliac]

ure such a charmer. i bet u were a snake in another life.

eh, not important. how about u? u got a problem, fanny manny?

[endcaller]

Aren't you sweet? I have no issues at present

[hah]

nor am I a serpent. I did, however, have a snake once upon a distant time. I daresay you would have taken a liking to her.

[private]

But should aught ever trouble you, do feel free to let me know, hmm? You are too important to our cause for us to allow you to languish in misery, my Lady.

text; un: fuckoff

[avitus]

so there's no actual exploding going on here huh
too bad, i could go for a good fight
last one kind of broke the arena so i didn't get to finish it

[opheliac]

oh i can make stuff pop mr or miss fuck off.

for a price. some of my kids might be up for adoption. depends if u are a good parent.

[avitus]

oh i'd be a shit parent
no role models yknow

[he loves his mom but it is. complicated.]

anyway i'm not looking to adopt anything and i can blow shit up myself but it's more fun if i'm doing it with somebody else
no challenge in it otherwise

text, un: junpei

[coolerjunpei]

cool idea. i'll come for coffee and cats.

you having a bad day or something.....?

[opheliac]

great!! i'll have jar filled with cat treats at the counter too. AND i'll have a board written of their feeding time schedule with the menu. just so if u want to come and feed them while u relax, u can do that too! all thats free by the way.

u can adopt them too if u want. i have 1 whose expecting. her stomach is HUGE!!! im guessing she'll have 8 kittens. thats my bet.

OH!! i should make that a game!! whoever guess how many kittens the mama will have, will get....................uh. a free brownie and a free drink for their next visit.

and i might be having a bad day.

@stampede

[skelters]

I mean ... this is all just metaphorical, right?

[ vash you sweet summer child ]

Not the cat cafe part! That sounds fun!!!!! :-)
Anything I can help with?

[opheliac]

jeeez whats with u dummies wanting to help me when im supposed to help u?? quit changing the rules.

text; un: grimreaper666

[rebellions]

[ Aww, would you look at that... she did find herself a hobby that doesn't involve killing people! Well, in the first half of the post, at least. But it's progress and Ragna's not about to dismiss that. He's proud of her, truly. ]

need any help setting the place up?

[opheliac]

i could help with a few things, yeah! u know how to work a screwdriver?

text; un: deadboydetective

[incorrigibles]

huh, so that's what all the cats were for

[ that observation aside — ]

anyway... good to talk to you again, jinx. you can put me down in the "no problems but could chat with you" column

though i might get back to you about the weapons part, starting to think might be useful to have one, here

[opheliac]

[ there's a bit of a delay until she replies back, but: ]

hey chuck. i dont think i can make weapons for anyone right now. sorry.

maybe later.

audio - un:Sora

[valiantarms]

Oh, cute. I've always wanted to visit a cat cafe. There wasn't one back home...

[But, that is a lot of text. Um... Food things, and... why did this remind her of Yuuki when he was playing his mobile games?

ANYWAY, just going to smile and ignore that. Yes.]

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[opheliac]

its not cute, its business.

text; un: xxii

[orphne]

I just wanna chat!! ◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜ If you need extra staff to help at your café, let me know! I used to work at a café back home sometimes. The Pheromone Coffee was supposed to make you more charming!!

How are you doing, though? Ok?

[opheliac]

i could use a hand with the furballs. i have one whos expecting. dont know when shes going to pop, so ill need extra eyes.


yep. my life is perfect. cant complain.

text un: punchesu

[grappler]

[her eyes glaze over as much as they ever do when Jinx goes on a spree on the network.]

what made you mad?

[that's all she really gleaned from it LMFAO]

[opheliac]

some schmuck i cant touch or do anything about.

text; un:jorker

[chemex]

oh is the cat cafe actually happening for real hell yes

[opheliac]

u bet!!! its practically ready. im just waiting for aldrag to cool its engine before i open.