014. 💥 TXT; UN: BOMBSHELL

[opheliac]

hi, its me! jinx, ur favorite loose cannon and demolition diva! im good, how are u? never better.

im in a pissy mood, so WE are going to do something that is fun for me. but firsts thing first:







feast ur eyes on THIS! i know, i know. me? jinx? running a kitty cat cafe? look even a semi crazy chick like me loves these little furballs. and the other me made a KILLER living with this coffee joint. annnd i still remember how to make my famous strawberries n' creme, java chip frappuccino, ristretto, cold brew, and other stuff. soooo why not right? ill still take ur repair orders and junk too. if u need ur guns or weapons made, im still ur girl! i can make ur coffee AND ur bombs at the same time. they go hand in hand anyway.

the first 5 customers who comes to my shop gets to pet and hold fishbones. and THATS a steal offer. so id take it if i were u.

okok on to the fun part!!!!!!!!!💣💥💣💥💣💥

when i get hot and heated, i like to explode my problems away. get rid of them and just shred them into teeny tiny little pieces until they are nothing but worthless worms underneath my boots. have them wiggle all around and watch them fight for survival!

the big wigs or whoever are very picky so how about i blow UR problems away? so. lay it on me. did someone kill u recently and need a cool idea on how to get them back? is someone u love or care for keeping secrets from u and it makes u want to blow up their vocal cords? got into a nasty fight and u want them to apologize to u first cause it's their fault and not urs?

whatever problem u got, jinx is here to listen and give out a few pointers! im a genius, so i know all the answers. keep it anonymous or not, ur choice. i don't care

or if u DONT have a problem and u just miss me and wanna chat, im here for that, too! so let's go go go go go 🙈🙉🙊

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[incorrigibles]

i mean it

i mean, that's a part of it, but it's more than that, innit? i want to make a difference. that's all i've wanted to do, back home, you know? being a detective, solving cases for ghosts... stuff that they could never solve in life, because they didn't matter. all i want is to make sure they matter in death if not in life.

and all of us here matter, too, yeah? so if this helps... then, yes, i want to be a part of this.

besides, there's... people here i want to protect. this seems like a way to do that, too. [ one person, really, but — he's not sure what exactly it is jinx is doing... but at least by helping her, he's doing something. which is infinitely better than doing nothing. ]

[opheliac]

[ there is a brief delay until she replies. ]

tell me who ur people are and ill make sure they are protected.

but i want u to know, chuck, that war isn't completely off the table. i want independence for my people and for this city, this realm to be ours. and sometimes u have to burn a few bridges to get that.

i wont immediately go to war, because thats not what my crew wants. they want to do this passively and im doing that for them. but if that doesnt work and the chairmen are trying to put a stop to our goal of freedom, then we will have no choice. i just want u to understand that, before i recruit u.

[incorrigibles]

[ ........ right. well — ]

right. thanks for being honest about that. so i'm gonna be honest in return

i can fight, but i'm not a soldier, jinx. and i'm not gonna hurt people unless i absolutely have no other choice. but... if it's about protecting others like us, then i'll do it, i promise, yeah? cause if it comes down to that, i'm always gonna pick protecting those i care about.

[opheliac]

u dont have to be one. ill be that soldier for all of us if i have to. and u have no worries about me getting trigger-happy. when i shoot or kill, its for a reason. i dont do it just to do it. thats coward thinking to me.

so when or if i fight, itll be for my people and protecting them.

[incorrigibles]

then... yeah, count me in. as long as it's to protect people then i'm good with it.

all i ask is

just... i know i said "people" but i really meant just one. junpei, you know him? anyway, if shit keeps happening here, and if for some reason i can't be there... keep him safe. please.

[ in hindsight it's a good thing this is all private... ]

[opheliac]

jumpy? yeah i know him. sure, ill keep ur bf safe.

[incorrigibles]

that's not

he's not

[ you know what it's whatever. the sentiment is like 50% accurate, anyway ]


... thanks

[opheliac]

no problem, chuck. just keep the mush stuff behind the curtain, will ya? i get queasy easily.

[incorrigibles]

oh, you got it. not gonna be a problem

[ just don't be in any space with the two of them present and it's all fine — ]

actually if you could just forget about this whole thing that'd be aces

[opheliac]

i never forget anything.

[incorrigibles]

well i know never to tell you my embarrassing childhood stories, then

[opheliac]

im super good at keeping secrets.

[incorrigibles]

not doubting that, am i

[ just that then she could make fun of him and that he doubts wouldn't happen ]

anyway, you mentioned the cats. you wanna have me ask them what they'd like? not promising any good answers, they might just insult me and leave it at that, but

i can try

[opheliac]

.......u can talk to them?

[incorrigibles]

sure

one of the benefits of being a ghost

though they're usually little assholes so not sure if it's really a benefit

and their claws can actually hurt ghosts so i can't even talk back at them

[opheliac]

woah thats cool! then there is one cat i need u to talk to for me. the one whos pregnant.

ask her all what she needs so i can prepare!

[incorrigibles]

right, sure, i'll do it

it okay if i head there now to do it? or you wanna come with me later? it's your place, feels wrong to go in without you

[opheliac]

since this is private between u and me AND u are now part of the INX, the key is under a fake rock by the door. help urself.

[incorrigibles]

thanks, boss

i'll get you a list of stuff, hopefully

[opheliac]

good luck!