014. 💥 TXT; UN: BOMBSHELL

[opheliac]

hi, its me! jinx, ur favorite loose cannon and demolition diva! im good, how are u? never better.

im in a pissy mood, so WE are going to do something that is fun for me. but firsts thing first:







feast ur eyes on THIS! i know, i know. me? jinx? running a kitty cat cafe? look even a semi crazy chick like me loves these little furballs. and the other me made a KILLER living with this coffee joint. annnd i still remember how to make my famous strawberries n' creme, java chip frappuccino, ristretto, cold brew, and other stuff. soooo why not right? ill still take ur repair orders and junk too. if u need ur guns or weapons made, im still ur girl! i can make ur coffee AND ur bombs at the same time. they go hand in hand anyway.

the first 5 customers who comes to my shop gets to pet and hold fishbones. and THATS a steal offer. so id take it if i were u.

okok on to the fun part!!!!!!!!!💣💥💣💥💣💥

when i get hot and heated, i like to explode my problems away. get rid of them and just shred them into teeny tiny little pieces until they are nothing but worthless worms underneath my boots. have them wiggle all around and watch them fight for survival!

the big wigs or whoever are very picky so how about i blow UR problems away? so. lay it on me. did someone kill u recently and need a cool idea on how to get them back? is someone u love or care for keeping secrets from u and it makes u want to blow up their vocal cords? got into a nasty fight and u want them to apologize to u first cause it's their fault and not urs?

whatever problem u got, jinx is here to listen and give out a few pointers! im a genius, so i know all the answers. keep it anonymous or not, ur choice. i don't care

or if u DONT have a problem and u just miss me and wanna chat, im here for that, too! so let's go go go go go 🙈🙉🙊

Comments

[opheliac]

can i make a holster? THATS like asking if we all have blood and guts in our bodies.

[orphne]

Ooooh!!! Can you make one for me to wear around my thigh? I have two from home and one that was a gift from Shinji, but they're all meant to be worn around my waist. I modified one of them like a year ago so I could wear it under my skirt, but do you think you could make one that's meant to be worn under clothing?

[opheliac]

sure, but make sure ur squishy bf is okay with me measuring u. if u want it around ur thigh, ure going to have to strip so i can get the right numbers. some thighs are thicker than others u know!

[orphne]

[There's a pause. Long enough for a brief scuffle.]

Yeah he said it's fine hehe!!

Do you need me to bring my normal ones for reference?

[opheliac]

ok great! tell scott to keep it in his pants or ill force him to hang out with stinkbomb for the whole day.

oooo yeaaa! thatll help.

[orphne]

Hehe ok I will!!

[In answer to both the threat to Scott and the request about the holster.]

Thanks, Jinx!! It'll be really helpful :D

[opheliac]

yea yea yea. dont ever say i didnt do anything for u.