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expiationnet2024-09-01 08:20 pm
opheliac) wrote in expiationnet2024-09-01 08:20 pm
014. 💥 TXT; UN: BOMBSHELL
hi, its me! jinx, ur favorite loose cannon and demolition diva! im good, how are u? never better.
im in a pissy mood, so WE are going to do something that is fun for me. but firsts thing first:
feast ur eyes on THIS! i know, i know. me? jinx? running a kitty cat cafe? look even a semi crazy chick like me loves these little furballs. and the other me made a KILLER living with this coffee joint. annnd i still remember how to make my famous strawberries n' creme, java chip frappuccino, ristretto, cold brew, and other stuff. soooo why not right? ill still take ur repair orders and junk too. if u need ur guns or weapons made, im still ur girl! i can make ur coffee AND ur bombs at the same time. they go hand in hand anyway.
the first 5 customers who comes to my shop gets to pet and hold fishbones. and THATS a steal offer. so id take it if i were u.
okok on to the fun part!!!!!!!!!💣💥💣💥💣💥
when i get hot and heated, i like to explode my problems away. get rid of them and just shred them into teeny tiny little pieces until they are nothing but worthless worms underneath my boots. have them wiggle all around and watch them fight for survival!
the big wigs or whoever are very picky so how about i blow UR problems away? so. lay it on me. did someone kill u recently and need a cool idea on how to get them back? is someone u love or care for keeping secrets from u and it makes u want to blow up their vocal cords? got into a nasty fight and u want them to apologize to u first cause it's their fault and not urs?
whatever problem u got, jinx is here to listen and give out a few pointers! im a genius, so i know all the answers. keep it anonymous or not, ur choice. i don't care
or if u DONT have a problem and u just miss me and wanna chat, im here for that, too! so let's go go go go go 🙈🙉🙊
im in a pissy mood, so WE are going to do something that is fun for me. but firsts thing first:
feast ur eyes on THIS! i know, i know. me? jinx? running a kitty cat cafe? look even a semi crazy chick like me loves these little furballs. and the other me made a KILLER living with this coffee joint. annnd i still remember how to make my famous strawberries n' creme, java chip frappuccino, ristretto, cold brew, and other stuff. soooo why not right? ill still take ur repair orders and junk too. if u need ur guns or weapons made, im still ur girl! i can make ur coffee AND ur bombs at the same time. they go hand in hand anyway.
the first 5 customers who comes to my shop gets to pet and hold fishbones. and THATS a steal offer. so id take it if i were u.
okok on to the fun part!!!!!!!!!💣💥💣💥💣💥
when i get hot and heated, i like to explode my problems away. get rid of them and just shred them into teeny tiny little pieces until they are nothing but worthless worms underneath my boots. have them wiggle all around and watch them fight for survival!
the big wigs or whoever are very picky so how about i blow UR problems away? so. lay it on me. did someone kill u recently and need a cool idea on how to get them back? is someone u love or care for keeping secrets from u and it makes u want to blow up their vocal cords? got into a nasty fight and u want them to apologize to u first cause it's their fault and not urs?
whatever problem u got, jinx is here to listen and give out a few pointers! im a genius, so i know all the answers. keep it anonymous or not, ur choice. i don't care
or if u DONT have a problem and u just miss me and wanna chat, im here for that, too! so let's go go go go go 🙈🙉🙊
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for a price. some of my kids might be up for adoption. depends if u are a good parent.
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no role models yknow
[he loves his mom but it is. complicated.]
anyway i'm not looking to adopt anything and i can blow shit up myself but it's more fun if i'm doing it with somebody else
no challenge in it otherwise
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hell yeah
i'm yusuke by the way
where do i find you
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are u 3 brothers or something?
anyway.
ill call u su-su!
and im on top of a building.
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but it's not exactly an uncommon name in japan
just call me urameshi it's less complicated to remember and sounds better anyway
what building are you on top of there's so many buildings here
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but WHATEVER.
ill think of a nickname with urameshi then.
ure just going to have to figure it out! im not squealing.
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english is even weirder
how am i supposed to find you if i dont even know what you look like
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[but now it's a Challenge, so he can't back down from it!!]
come on, at least give me a hint
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