014. 💥 TXT; UN: BOMBSHELL

[opheliac]

hi, its me! jinx, ur favorite loose cannon and demolition diva! im good, how are u? never better.

im in a pissy mood, so WE are going to do something that is fun for me. but firsts thing first:







feast ur eyes on THIS! i know, i know. me? jinx? running a kitty cat cafe? look even a semi crazy chick like me loves these little furballs. and the other me made a KILLER living with this coffee joint. annnd i still remember how to make my famous strawberries n' creme, java chip frappuccino, ristretto, cold brew, and other stuff. soooo why not right? ill still take ur repair orders and junk too. if u need ur guns or weapons made, im still ur girl! i can make ur coffee AND ur bombs at the same time. they go hand in hand anyway.

the first 5 customers who comes to my shop gets to pet and hold fishbones. and THATS a steal offer. so id take it if i were u.

okok on to the fun part!!!!!!!!!💣💥💣💥💣💥

when i get hot and heated, i like to explode my problems away. get rid of them and just shred them into teeny tiny little pieces until they are nothing but worthless worms underneath my boots. have them wiggle all around and watch them fight for survival!

the big wigs or whoever are very picky so how about i blow UR problems away? so. lay it on me. did someone kill u recently and need a cool idea on how to get them back? is someone u love or care for keeping secrets from u and it makes u want to blow up their vocal cords? got into a nasty fight and u want them to apologize to u first cause it's their fault and not urs?

whatever problem u got, jinx is here to listen and give out a few pointers! im a genius, so i know all the answers. keep it anonymous or not, ur choice. i don't care

or if u DONT have a problem and u just miss me and wanna chat, im here for that, too! so let's go go go go go 🙈🙉🙊

Comments

[opheliac]

yea. and thats a waste of coffee if ure not going to drink it u know.

[coolerjunpei]

who says i'm not gonna drink it? i can drink it.

[opheliac]

somebody is fffiiibbbiinngggg 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

[coolerjunpei]

and how would you know? i could be a caffeine maniac.

[opheliac]

hmmmmm... well if u are, i DO need an addict to keep it going.

[coolerjunpei]

now that i've got a real job, i'm gonna need at least one coffee a day. we'll see if i actually need, you know, five.

[opheliac]

oooooooh what a big boy u are!!!

[coolerjunpei]

yeah i'm a whole adult. i'd even pay bills if this place was normal. really cool stuff.

[opheliac]

u lost me at paying for a place to stay. thats richy rich lingo.

[coolerjunpei]

well, it's slightly above the poverty line lingo, if you're me..... basically everything i had went into rent even after i quit school.

so it wasn't cool stuff. that was the joke.

[opheliac]

that might be the smartest thing ive ever heard u say. or read.

school is chumps and for people who dont know a thing or two about the world. and they need someone to spoon feed them peas because they don't know how to use their hands.

the outside world can teach u more than a room trapped in 4 walls.

[coolerjunpei]

i mean

sure, but i mostly just learned how to do math.

[opheliac]

i could have taught u that and i never went to snore-school!

[coolerjunpei]

too bad we're from different places, then. although most of my school time was, like... required by law.

[opheliac]

havent u heard? laws and rules are made to be broken.

[coolerjunpei]

sure but unlike apparently half the people here, i was just a regular kid, not a cool fighter or anything.

[opheliac]

sounds like a whiny excuse to me. if u have a brain, u can do all sorts of stuff! u just gotta know how to use it.

[coolerjunpei]

some may argue that's what school is for. i quit though so what do i know.

[opheliac]

u just need life lessons.

[coolerjunpei]

ok ok, like what? lay it on me. give me that wisdom.

[opheliac]

the pain of betrayal can either break u or forge u into something greater.

[coolerjunpei]

ok, a fortune cookie could tell me that, though. anything else?

[opheliac]

[ she doesn't know what a fortune cookie is but whatever! ]

always watch ur back. people are nice and sweet until their backs are against the wall. many will say they will die for u, but when push comes to shove, their survival instincts will kick in. so be prepared to get ditched always.

[coolerjunpei]

sure, a lot of people out there suck. i knew that one. maybe you should give out life advice, you know, for a fee.

[opheliac]

maybe. but im also rich, so i dont need cheap change. ill just end up chucking it in the ocean.