014. 💥 TXT; UN: BOMBSHELL

[opheliac]

hi, its me! jinx, ur favorite loose cannon and demolition diva! im good, how are u? never better.

im in a pissy mood, so WE are going to do something that is fun for me. but firsts thing first:







feast ur eyes on THIS! i know, i know. me? jinx? running a kitty cat cafe? look even a semi crazy chick like me loves these little furballs. and the other me made a KILLER living with this coffee joint. annnd i still remember how to make my famous strawberries n' creme, java chip frappuccino, ristretto, cold brew, and other stuff. soooo why not right? ill still take ur repair orders and junk too. if u need ur guns or weapons made, im still ur girl! i can make ur coffee AND ur bombs at the same time. they go hand in hand anyway.

the first 5 customers who comes to my shop gets to pet and hold fishbones. and THATS a steal offer. so id take it if i were u.

okok on to the fun part!!!!!!!!!💣💥💣💥💣💥

when i get hot and heated, i like to explode my problems away. get rid of them and just shred them into teeny tiny little pieces until they are nothing but worthless worms underneath my boots. have them wiggle all around and watch them fight for survival!

the big wigs or whoever are very picky so how about i blow UR problems away? so. lay it on me. did someone kill u recently and need a cool idea on how to get them back? is someone u love or care for keeping secrets from u and it makes u want to blow up their vocal cords? got into a nasty fight and u want them to apologize to u first cause it's their fault and not urs?

whatever problem u got, jinx is here to listen and give out a few pointers! im a genius, so i know all the answers. keep it anonymous or not, ur choice. i don't care

or if u DONT have a problem and u just miss me and wanna chat, im here for that, too! so let's go go go go go 🙈🙉🙊

Comments

[opheliac]

Why not just keep it? Use it for when the church gets all fucked or whatever. Things get blown up here all the time, even when I'm not the one doing it.

[ which is wild to think still, especially when she's been getting punished for blasting villages and the like. and yet, she has yet to hear anyone else receiving the same treatment. ]

[rebellions]

[ It's an innocuous enough comment, and true on top of that, but it still causes color to drain from Ragna's face. The vivid image of the church's wooden frame being consumed by the sea of flames flashes before his eyes, the sounds, smells, and heat of the incident seared into his mind so strongly he could swear it happened days ago, not years.

The man swallows, trying to regain his composure. His usual scowl is back on his face, replacing his previous laid-back attitude. ]

... If anyone even thinks about it, I'll rip their limbs off and dump them into the sea.

[opheliac]

[ her eyebrows fling up due to his direct response, but she snorts immediately, as if what he had just said was some sort of joke or a weak jab. ]

Woooaaahh, pretty hardcore there, Dragon. Guess I better keep my hands off the chapel, huh?

[rebellions]

[ Ragna rolls his eyes in response; he can imagine where she's gotten that nickname from, and he's not terribly fond of it. ]

... Yeah. Even you.

[ It's not a threat by any stretch of the imagination; he would certainly be pissed off with her if she were to do anything to the church. Though he's pretty sure he couldn't bring himself to hate her anyway... the same thing happened with his little brother, after all. He used to think he could never forgive Jin for torching their home, but in the end... things kinda worked out. ]

[opheliac]

That sounds like a challenge, Buster. I think the next time I visit, I'll draw a smiley face so tiny that you'll be searching for days for it.

[ now would jinx do something that disrespectful to his chruch? it's hard to tell if she will do such a thing, or she just wants to say something that will make his hair stand on end, and have his blood boiling. ]

[rebellions]

[ That's the troublesome thing about her, isn't it? You can't really tell if she's serious or not, since she can say the most unhinged things and mean it one second, then turn around and make light-hearted jokes like nothing happened. How is he supposed to keep up? ]

Don't test me, Smurfette.