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𝙅𝙞𝙣𝙭 💣/ 𝓹𝓸𝔀𝓭𝓮𝓻 🌸 | ❝ashnikko❞ ([personal profile] opheliac) wrote in [community profile] expiationnet2024-09-01 08:20 pm

014. 💥 TXT; UN: BOMBSHELL

hi, its me! jinx, ur favorite loose cannon and demolition diva! im good, how are u? never better.

im in a pissy mood, so WE are going to do something that is fun for me. but firsts thing first:








feast ur eyes on THIS! i know, i know. me? jinx? running a kitty cat cafe? look even a semi crazy chick like me loves these little furballs. and the other me made a KILLER living with this coffee joint. annnd i still remember how to make my famous strawberries n' creme, java chip frappuccino, ristretto, cold brew, and other stuff. soooo why not right? ill still take ur repair orders and junk too. if u need ur guns or weapons made, im still ur girl! i can make ur coffee AND ur bombs at the same time. they go hand in hand anyway.

the first 5 customers who comes to my shop gets to pet and hold fishbones. and THATS a steal offer. so id take it if i were u.

okok on to the fun part!!!!!!!!!💣💥💣💥💣💥

when i get hot and heated, i like to explode my problems away. get rid of them and just shred them into teeny tiny little pieces until they are nothing but worthless worms underneath my boots. have them wiggle all around and watch them fight for survival!

the big wigs or whoever are very picky so how about i blow UR problems away? so. lay it on me. did someone kill u recently and need a cool idea on how to get them back? is someone u love or care for keeping secrets from u and it makes u want to blow up their vocal cords? got into a nasty fight and u want them to apologize to u first cause it's their fault and not urs?

whatever problem u got, jinx is here to listen and give out a few pointers! im a genius, so i know all the answers. keep it anonymous or not, ur choice. i don't care

or if u DONT have a problem and u just miss me and wanna chat, im here for that, too! so let's go go go go go 🙈🙉🙊
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[personal profile] incorrigibles 2024-09-07 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
not doubting that, am i

[ just that then she could make fun of him and that he doubts wouldn't happen ]

anyway, you mentioned the cats. you wanna have me ask them what they'd like? not promising any good answers, they might just insult me and leave it at that, but

i can try
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[personal profile] incorrigibles 2024-09-07 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
sure

one of the benefits of being a ghost

though they're usually little assholes so not sure if it's really a benefit

and their claws can actually hurt ghosts so i can't even talk back at them
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[personal profile] incorrigibles 2024-09-07 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
right, sure, i'll do it

it okay if i head there now to do it? or you wanna come with me later? it's your place, feels wrong to go in without you
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[personal profile] incorrigibles 2024-09-08 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
thanks, boss

i'll get you a list of stuff, hopefully