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@peterparker ; video - it's gen z vlog time
(some of us love our vlogging, our youtubeing, tik-toking-- and since here it's a known fact that peter parker happens to be spider-man, well, that means he gets to turn his tablet on while he swings through the winter wonderland that aldrip has come. whoever is watching gets a very nice view of aldrip from the tallest buildings, the snow twinkling and sparkling beneath him as he goes from building to building until he stops at the tallest one.
the camera pans and switches to his face, hair a mess of curls from all the wind that it faced and he smiles. it feels good to smile.)
So, I heard this thing, right -- this guy from the pizza shop told me, I don't know if he's lying or what, but apparently? Apparently, there's this superstition that we aren't supposed to leave our home during the solstice or something? But I'm curious - did someone go out last year? Did something happen? And if we go out... Well, actually, who's going out, first of all?
(the camera switches again, so he can film the skating ring from above-- someone just fell on their ass, and he sucks teeth because that must have hurt.)
Ooooh, ouch. Well, wear a helmet, don't get sick, invite me if you have eggnog! Friendly neighborhood Spider-man, out!
the camera pans and switches to his face, hair a mess of curls from all the wind that it faced and he smiles. it feels good to smile.)
So, I heard this thing, right -- this guy from the pizza shop told me, I don't know if he's lying or what, but apparently? Apparently, there's this superstition that we aren't supposed to leave our home during the solstice or something? But I'm curious - did someone go out last year? Did something happen? And if we go out... Well, actually, who's going out, first of all?
(the camera switches again, so he can film the skating ring from above-- someone just fell on their ass, and he sucks teeth because that must have hurt.)
Ooooh, ouch. Well, wear a helmet, don't get sick, invite me if you have eggnog! Friendly neighborhood Spider-man, out!

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Ouch. I hope that was a local, otherwise you're really going to ruin someone's day by exposing them like this.
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once he picks this back up, he's back to swinging - she says 'no swing and type', not 'no swing and video', he thinks he's safe.
anyone else who might be seeing this might not be from the motion sickness, but alas.)
Yep, a local, but also, hey, not my fault, the timing was a whole thing. How are things on your end?
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I didn't blame you for him falling. Just recording it and showing it to everyone. And so far so good. Been watching some kids destroying each other with snowballs. Nothing super exciting happening in the city yet.
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(NOT RELATED.)
Okay, but who's winning?
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Maybe that's a "walk it home" kind of meal. Or I could just meet you there later, and we eat it there?
[He would be curious. It's okay, she's been entertained too.]
This one kid has practically built himself a fort. He's taking on like three kids twice his size. It's pretty impressive.
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Yeah, we could definitely go! Got your Christmas sweaters? We can't go without Christmas sweaters.
Oh, nice.
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un: beta / text;
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I'm swinging
Webs?
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video
[Quentin no.]
Hey, kid, I got a job for you.
1/2
You're joking right
Quentin??????
2/2
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[Quentin no.]
what do you know about bows? and by extension arrows?
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I mean
I think I know enough? The physics of it aren't hard
Efficiency (%) = [((1/2) * m * v^2) / (∫[0 to d] F(x) dx)] * 100<
Deformation of an elastic object
Stores energy, delivers energy
KE = (1/2) * m * v^2
Etc
Is it for mister Hawkeye because that'd be
INSANELY cool
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ok a) never call him "mister hawkeye" ever again
b) literally nothing about barton is "INSANELY cool"
but yeah it's for him.
[Obviously Stark makes all of Clint's stupid gadget arrows back home. So it's up to Quentin to pick up the slack!
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I can't do that
And also it really really is
Can you bring him to STEM?
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hes excited it happens he rambles
HAHAHA
you activated his trap card - science
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text | @sephiroth
People may need assistance.
[ and because he's read/listened to the other convos on this post: ] You produce webbing?
[ .. what kind of spider-hybrid are you.. ]
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I'm going out just in case
So if you go out maybe we could cover different ground
Think that's best
Also no
I mean kinda
I make it in a lab
So technically I produce it
With my two hands
In a lab
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also why are there so many scientists in this place.. ]
I see. You're very good with it.
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I like to think so
Pretty okay
Ah, thank you. It's really really cool because it can hold at least 2000kg of weight
The tensile structure of it is crazy
And it's a fluid
Easy to store
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Very like real spider-silk, then. The applications for it must be endless.
How do you dissolve it when necessary?
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I need to know who's going
So
Yeah
We are three so far
They really are
And it dissolves in a few hours
Or I have a solution to do that for me
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