expiationnet | @peterparker ; video

(some of us love our vlogging, our youtubeing, tik-toking-- and since here it's a known fact that peter parker happens to be spider-man, well, that means he gets to turn his tablet on while he swings through the winter wonderland that aldrip has come. whoever is watching gets a very nice view of aldrip from the tallest buildings, the snow twinkling and sparkling beneath him as he goes from building to building until he stops at the tallest one.

the camera pans and switches to his face, hair a mess of curls from all the wind that it faced and he smiles. it feels good to smile.)

So, I heard this thing, right -- this guy from the pizza shop told me, I don't know if he's lying or what, but apparently? Apparently, there's this superstition that we aren't supposed to leave our home during the solstice or something? But I'm curious - did someone go out last year? Did something happen? And if we go out... Well, actually, who's going out, first of all?

(the camera switches again, so he can film the skating ring from above-- someone just fell on their ass, and he sucks teeth because that must have hurt.)

Ooooh, ouch. Well, wear a helmet, don't get sick, invite me if you have eggnog! Friendly neighborhood Spider-man, out!

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probably because the only thing I know how to do is make arrows

( or: quentin's assumption, though wrong, was made using very valid logic. )

Can I take a look though
I might be able to work something new out of it

And also, still
QQ is in STEM too
We have infrastructure to make them so
I mean
If you don't wanna join it's fine
But you can definitely come around to make them

( there's A PAUSE because is clint a little bit weird and protective over his arrows? yes, yes he is. )

as long as you don't make them shoot out webbing.
already got putty arrows, don't need two things that do basically the same thing.

( ... )

I won't be joining, but thanks.

No that's my thing
I gotta take a look so I can see what we could do with them though
Promise I will be careful

Yeah, no worries
We're here if you need anything
I like to make things and fix things so if you need me
Free of charge 100%

being careful's not really the problem.

yeah, I get it. it's a nice sentiment, but there's certain things you just gotta own.
and if I didn't know how to make or fix my own arrows, I'd have problems.

I don't mean just the arrows.
I mean suits or electronics or chemistry
Or fixing a household appliance
Or anything like that
I can help you out with pretty much all of that
That's where I'm going with this

the only fixing my suit needs is done with a needle and thread, parker.

and I'm gonna ignore the implication that I've managed to get to my mid-thirties without knowing how to change a plug.