expiationnet | @peterparker ; video

(some of us love our vlogging, our youtubeing, tik-toking-- and since here it's a known fact that peter parker happens to be spider-man, well, that means he gets to turn his tablet on while he swings through the winter wonderland that aldrip has come. whoever is watching gets a very nice view of aldrip from the tallest buildings, the snow twinkling and sparkling beneath him as he goes from building to building until he stops at the tallest one.

the camera pans and switches to his face, hair a mess of curls from all the wind that it faced and he smiles. it feels good to smile.)

So, I heard this thing, right -- this guy from the pizza shop told me, I don't know if he's lying or what, but apparently? Apparently, there's this superstition that we aren't supposed to leave our home during the solstice or something? But I'm curious - did someone go out last year? Did something happen? And if we go out... Well, actually, who's going out, first of all?

(the camera switches again, so he can film the skating ring from above-- someone just fell on their ass, and he sucks teeth because that must have hurt.)

Ooooh, ouch. Well, wear a helmet, don't get sick, invite me if you have eggnog! Friendly neighborhood Spider-man, out!

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You haven't met so I can just tell you
I can't do that
Don't have it in me
Literally impossible
It is with all the love and respect possible

1. I meant 'you' generally.
2. that is really not true of the spider-man I know.

I have met other two
There is one other here too
A little older
Still I can't do that to you

well, just know there's a spider-man out there who can

Okay, noted
It seems like your Peter Parker and me and Peter Parker are very very different
Not to mention Gwen met a bunch of Peter Parkers and variations
I think that's pretty cool and just the science behind it you know
The cosmic inflation? Although I haven't really taken the time to study a lot
You know
Things happen
But I still think it's the coolest thing ever
Like, you kinda know me but you don't know me
Like I kinda know you?

Besides, like
Multiverses are more like Gwen's thing she knows a lot
Especially when it comes to Spider-people
Have you met her yet?
You should

he's almost 30.
god knows what he was like when he was your age.

I hate the multiverse.
it's, without a doubt, the LEAST cool part of being a superhero.

we met briefly.
thought she was spider-ghost at first.

You didn't know him?
Yeah all of us Spider-people in Aldrip are my age group
Though different years for the other Peter
It's 2021 for me
Almost 2022
December
Not so different actually

Nope the least cool part of being a superhero is work-life balance
The multiverse is REALLY cool
It's pure math and theoreticals
We all thought back home it was a theory
And it isn't
And that's mindblowing how science changes you know
Like, Thor. We thought he was a whole myth
But we study him in my physics class
Because he really applies it
And it's so so so cool
Have you thought about the physics of that hammer
It's crazy

Sorry

Anyway

Spider-ghost?

( clint has no work-life balance, but he's also — to a point — unaware that he has no work-life balance. his entire personal life, give or take a handful of individuals — namely, his brother and his apartment building — is the avengers. he married an avenger. he almost entirely dates only other superheroes, or superhero-adjacent individuals.

being a superhero is pretty much his entire identity — he didn't even have his own place until recently, instead choosing to live in the avengers mansion-slash-compound, depending on which team he was with. )

not when he was that young. he's only been an avenger a couple times. he mostly works alone.

I dropped out of high school. there's not a lot of thinking about physics I do, kiddo.

gwen.

(on the other end of the spectrum, for the past year, all peter wanted was a little work-life balance. he's still a kid, after all, and there were so many things he wanted to experience as peter parker that he simply couldn't. friends, a social life, a love life, and it all was impacted by work.

at least now, peter parker is on the back burner, and his life is solely work - there's not much to do when his life is forgotten, better keep at the one thing he has going on. he learned something, which is that this is what he has for himself. he will honor it.)

Yeah. I was one for a while, got there when I was 16, not one anymore

I mean. There is to a conscious level
I also think your stuff is really cool
But I promise I will shut up I'm shut totally shut

Yeah no I got that
But
Spider-ghost? She's Spider-woman

don't get me wrong, my arrows ARE really cool, but the technicality of nearly anything beyond them are beyond me.

'spider-woman' belongs to someone very, very different in my world.

I'm shut I promise

Huh??? Really? That's crazy. I can't imagine
I'm the only Spider-person in my world, I haven't met Gwen yet there
Though her suit here is a little
Uh
White
So maybe I get the aesthetics
Does give a punk goth aura - Ghost kinda does feel fitting

there are

so many of you guys.

gets a bit much after a while.

Yeah it
Is a little much for me too

Sorry to add to the whole thing

and then you wonder why I hate the multiverse.

No no I wasn't wondering
I mean
I getwhy
I just think it's amazing that it is a thing

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hes excited it happens he rambles

HAHAHA

you activated his trap card - science

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