username: senpai [this is the PSA that no one asked for]

[drugsnotclubs]

here's your damn homework, council













[The Google slides link can also be found here!

FOR THOSE UNAWARE: Minato, Akechi, Rolo, and Shinjiro all received a group sentencing. It was to educate the chosen on why murder is unforgiveable. Please enjoy the fruits of their dubious labor.]

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@anonymous; voice

[endcaller]

A fascinating presentation.

But I have a few questions...

[drugsnotclubs]

You can ask, but no promises. A Q&A wasn't part of the deal.

[invinciblemikey]

im cryn laughing aint gon lie

[drugsnotclubs]

this is the dumbest sentencing shit i've seen yet

voice.

[starringsecond]

Sorry, but I have to disagree. What if murdering someone would prevent more murders from taking place?

[murderingjustice]

my thoughts exactly
the lack of nuance and understanding the affecting circumstances around the "murder" is what makes this rehabilitation one big joke.

@wild.flower

[hasitsthorns]

okay, but
counterpoints

1) what if a guy murders someone to save you?
and more importantly
2) what if he looks really hot covered in your enemy's blood?

like, how can that still be bad?

[ This is not an actual scenario Rosie has experienced whatsoever, of course! All hypothetical and joking. Totally. ]

[murderingjustice]

1) my point exactly.

[Did no one read his part??? Probably not...]

un: ryojikun, text

[luneminary]

I like the dog photos! (・∀・)

[Someone has to be nice out here!]

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[memori3s]

[ That's not the point of the Foogle Slides presentation!! ]

Thanks Ryoji.

Do you see why murder is unforgivable though.

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[demonicbookworm]

While I do agree that taking someone else's life is never the ideal solution, I don't think any of us lived in an ideal world.

That aside... if murder of any kind is an unforgivable crime then why someone who committed it would be told their crime is something almost trivial in comparison. Why even bring people who have killed in the past here?

[Is he saying he killed someone? Well, he did. And not even one person. Yet his crime is "running away from home".]

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[memori3s]

The point is for our rehabilitation.

[ ... wait. Ok. Actually this guy is cooking?? He sees where he's going with this. ]

...I don't know anymore.

[text]

[cursegod]

[Okay, she had to get some cackling out before typing her message.]

I find it interesting that the target audience seems to be humans.

Otherwise, very convincing.

[murderingjustice]

I am interested.
what is the divine's take on the topic at the hand?

un: piscesblack

[bonobos]

LMAOOOO WHO DID U KILL

[drugsnotclubs]

that clown that disemboweled Dara. he had the kid as a hostage and was teleporting shit like sharp pikes and boats at us, but I got him with an axe.

Didn't think he'd go down that easy though. whole thing is kinda embarassing.

1/2 Video

[quizpersona]

[It's like Gogol hits record too early because this part sounds like he's talking incredulously to himself.]

Oh yikes, the council gave you homework ?

2/2

[quizpersona]

[There's at least one person who read Akechi's part but he's no doubt not going to like it.]

In that case it's time for a pop quiz! If this kind of punishment is what's known as rehabilitation here what do you think their ideal participatory member of a society looks like? Hmm? Whaaat's the answer?

[drugsnotclubs]

[Oh. Hey. It's the man of the hour.]

Hey.

I don't think they even know. I'd say 'robots' but that's kinda insulting to a robot I know.

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[grappler]

was the nerd involved in this? stinks of him.

[she means akechi lmfadlgd]

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[memori3s]

"The nerd"...?

[ What... ]

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[melnik]

[ Fucking really? A homework assignment on why murder is bad? The Council's favorite pastime is quickly being revealed as treating them all like kindergartners. ]

What is even the point of issuing such a slap on the wrist if it isn't just to humiliate all of you? If someone didn't take it into their own hands, nothing would have been done!

[drugsnotclubs]

My guess? So they can still claim to be impartial. Let's be real, it was doing ALdrip a favor.

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[orphne]

You guys put a lot of work into this, huh? I'll give you 100 points!! 👍

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[memori3s]

Thanks Kotone. Hopefully the Council gives us 100 points too.

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[avitus]

[holy shit.]

jerry made you do this?
what the hell kind of threats did this guy make?

[ah, the hubris of a fresh Chosen...fully convinced Jerry and the Council couldn't be that powerful.]

[drugsnotclubs]

none but its usually more of a pain in the ass to not do it. it wasn't too bad this time. I didn't notice anything too weird.

[Just, you know, more and more disassociating and daydreaming or hallucinating about death and its cold but inviting embrace and the sheer finality and peace it would bring. But that's normal, right?

....right??]

it doesn't hurt me to do it, so whatever. they can have their dumb homework.

( text | un: revanche )

[nilhilistic]

[ what is happening here. ]

So I assume all of you have murdered someone?

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[memori3s]

Yes.

UN: Chuuya

[darkdisgrace]

Is this supposed to be convincing anyone of something?

Damn, what'd you do to get this 'homework'?

[drugsnotclubs]

nah they didn't say we had to convince anyone

won a fight, basically. The other guy died but it wasn't like we just executed him or anything insane. also he's back now.

text; un: grimreaper666

[rebellions]

I ain't reading all that
I'm happy for you tho
or sorry that happened

[drugsnotclubs]

can't blame you i didn't read half of it either

its all stupid though so you aint missing anything

text | un: cupcake

[bulleting]

That was.. [gods how to put it nicely?]

Informative.

[Shinjiro had mentioned the group project, but she didn't actually expect to get to see it over the network. It was interesting, to say the least.]

[murderingjustice]

thank you, miss caitlyn.

although, i am not sure whether that is the word i would have used.

[ashesofkatarr]

[visas is reading this. she is finally having something approaching a normal thought because it is very close to "I literally JUST got here."]

This seems a very simplistic, and erroneous, understanding.

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[memori3s]

How would you explain it instead?

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[garbagecanned]

dude this is the worst powerpoint ever

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[memori3s]

It's not Powerpoint. It's Foogle Slides.

text; un: shades

[laserguy]

[.....wow. he knows what doing something half-assed looks like and yeah.]

the dog pictures are definitely going to convince them.

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[memori3s]

[ Somehow, Minato can sense Scott's "you guys are COOKED" getting beamed into the universe. ]

You think so?

[battlefieldbrat]

nice dog art

[of course that's what he would go for.]

however i dont think self defense counts as murder

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[quizpersona]

Oh jeepers, in terms of self defense I actually wasn't the first person to take a shot?!

[Hello he's here to cause chaos. Like he was waiting for someone to mention self defense word for word specifically before causing it.]

Everything else is more or less true though.

text; un: jorker

[chemex]

i want to be proud of all of you but also what the fuck is this

[murderingjustice]

absolute joke and waste of everyone's time, that's what.

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[solitarysoul]

[A curious kid's voice comes over from Levi's user name.]

Do people really not know that here?