username: senpai [this is the PSA that no one asked for]

[drugsnotclubs]

here's your damn homework, council













[The Google slides link can also be found here!

FOR THOSE UNAWARE: Minato, Akechi, Rolo, and Shinjiro all received a group sentencing. It was to educate the chosen on why murder is unforgiveable. Please enjoy the fruits of their dubious labor.]

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[memori3s]

It's for you too though, Dara.

[cursegod]

Right, sure. You've appealed to the remnants of my humanity. Good job.

[memori3s]

[ Oh word????? ]

We have?

[ He's unironically pleased to hear that coming from her. ]

[cursegod]

[Thank goodness this is text because she wouldn't be able to pull off lying out-loud.]

Yes. You completed your mission.

[memori3s]

Thanks Dara. I guess we have to wait to see if the Council thinks so too.

[cursegod]

Any idea what the punishment might be?

[memori3s]

I'm not sure, but maybe it has something to do with murder?

[cursegod]

It wouldn't make sense if the Council messed with your head to commit murder. Or for other Chosen targeting all of you.

[memori3s]

I guess that would defeat the purpose of our presentation...

[cursegod]

The Council's whole point is rehabilitation. So if the focus is "murder is bad" then how could they inflict the same lesson if the follow-through didn't happen? I wonder if the Council would purposely murder Chosen to establish that the process of "being murdered" is a negative experience. Some kind of reversal method.

That would suck.

Good thing all of you gave the presentation.

[memori3s]

That's true. Being murdered probably isn't a lot of fun.

[ Dara u don't want Minato to die.......? ]

[cursegod]

It is absolutely no fun. I don't recommend the experience, especially if it's not a quick death. Mine wasn't fun.

[Hey, if he goes off and gets killed, that's his own fault!]

[memori3s]

Thanks, Dara. I'll try.

[ This is the most he's promised to another person, actually, as far as keeping himself out of harm's way. ]

I'm glad you're okay now though.

[cursegod]

[WOW IF ONLY SHE HAD THE CONTEXT to know that this is a special moment...?]

I hope that you would unless you WANT to bond over having all your limbs removed.

And me too. Since I'm back to being me again. I owe you a favor, by the way, so think on it.

[memori3s]

That sounds like it would hurt.

[ He'd like to keep those intact... ]

A favor? It's okay. Don't worry about it.

[cursegod]

Excruciating. Worst pain I've felt in during my lifetime. Was conscious the whole time.

Nope, not taking that as an answer. At least tell me something you like and maybe I can get/make it for you.

[memori3s]

[ Conscious the whole time?? Damn. ]

There is one thing. Do you know any teas that help relieve stress?

[ Not for him, but for someone he knows. Because even now Minato's thinking of someone else. ]

[cursegod]

You're in luck. I recently finished my tea rating system. It includes a section for medicinal effects.

You want me to send you a copy?

[memori3s]

[ Dara this is why ur the best <3 ]

Yes, that would be really helpful. Thanks Dara.

[ Hopefully Claude has whatever Minato selects from that tea rating system... ]