Expiation - Network

[Tendi looks thoughtful, maybe even a little concerned. When she speaks, it's a bit stilted, as if she's rehearsed this. Very Serious. Anyway.

... ... ... there is first a deep sigh. And then:]

Hello, humans of Aldrip. I know there's a lot going on, but I have a question for all of you. For science.

[Is she really going to ask this??? Yep. She is. She's really going for it. Here goes nothing.]

Please tell me about your body hair. Also, where and when you're from. Again, this is for science. [ahem] Thank you.

[there is context here, i swear]