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[mightymorphin]

soooo I'm new here and I'm pretty sure I need a job???

Skills: good in a fight, great celebrity impressions*, great sense of humor
Previous jobs: Blockbuster, other stuff that I wasn't getting paid for but was pretty intense
Must: not care about my looks, pretty sure that's employment discrimination anyway

* = Celebs from Earth circa 1997 or before, but if you have a picture I'll be halfway there


I haven't had to write a resume in like 6 or 7 years but if anyone could send me a template I could use it!! thanks!


Also looking for:
there's a buddy of mine who might not be here, but just in case. he's short, muscly and hairy, and has a grumpy attitude. he might have been injured but I already had help checking the hospitals, so otherwise you're more likely to find him in a bar. reference attached!

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[arachnerina]

hey!
another fellow blockbuster aficionado
about time
i got laughed at when i mentioned that blockbuster was still around in my world
as if netflix would really win out
who wanted to wait ages to get movies by *mail*

[this has nothing to do the majority of his post, she's just very determined to prove a point against Peter, okay?]

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[mightymorphin]

wtf who's laughing about Blockbuster??? I don't even know what a Netflix is!

it was my job out of high school, I think you find more gems at the independent VHS stores really.

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[arachnerina]

i know right???
crazy
don't worry about it netflix sucks
not worth your time

[except.

wait.]

vhs?
seriously?

[this is going to be one of those timeline issues again, isn't it? sigh.]

[mightymorphin]

yes seriously! what, are you also from some disappointing future that has thinking fridges but no flying cars??

[arachnerina]

yeah sorry
sure am
but i do know some people here from space so thats pretty cool
so not every future is sad and boring

[mightymorphin]

I just thought, you know, thirty years would mean a lot more cool advancements instead of things being mostly the same. so it's what, DVDs instead of VHS?

[arachnerina]

uh
actually
streaming is kinda a thing now??
dvds are already pretty obsolete ngl
we have green-ray in my dimension
my bf said it's called blu-ray in his
which is stupid but whatever

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[southernchere]

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[mightymorphin]

beautiful, you really captured his essence!

think we oughta use my first paycheck to put up flyers?

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[southernchere]

Sure, sugar! But I don't think it cost much to put up flyers. Maybe puttin him on milk cartons do.

[mightymorphin]

well yeah but we'll need some of that money for clothes and food. and other stuff probably.

[southernchere]

You're right about that. I've been tryin to stay in the skies if I'm out and about. I only got one suit that'll cover me all out.

[mightymorphin]

that's part of why I figured I'd better start asking around. we can't just mooch the whole time we're stuck here.

think we'll be able to find someone that can repair your costume?

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[garbagecanned]

o what u remember blockbuster 2
awesome

also r u looking 4 a cat dude or smth bc we dont have any of those here
maybe

[mightymorphin]

remember??? I went to one like a month ago, so yeah I hope I remember!

he's more of a wolverine really, but sure he has few things in common with cats. loner attitude, attacks the ankles...

[garbagecanned]

they still exist where ur at cool

wolverine that sounds like one of those superhero names or w/e
havent seen him tho i wouldve remembered smth like that

[mightymorphin]

that Blockbuster isn't around for everyone is hard to imagine honestly...

that's because we ARE superheroes :) call me Morph! and yeah at this point I don't think he's around, but if you do see him let me know.

[garbagecanned]

i mean theres other rental places hanging around but i havent seen blockbuster in 4ever

I KNEW IT it was only a matter of time b4 superheroes got here
well
that i kno of we might have some that idk

[Yosuke you know Scott and Gwen...]

good 2 meet u morph im yosuke hanamura

[mightymorphin]

Blockbuster is an institution though! it's right up there with McD's.

hey nice to meet you! there's actually a couple of people here that are younger versions of my teammates. I guess they're not full superheroes yet... but keep an eye out for anyone running around in fancy spandex and I'd say you found one.

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[solitarysoul]

if you're looking for a job, silco owns a lot of businesses and is probably hiring.

the casino opened recently too, so they might be.

[mightymorphin]

hey thanks! those are the first good leads I've had, I'll look into it. :)

do you work for this Silco?

[solitarysoul]

yeah, i do security work for him.

he has shops and stuff you can work at for a normal job though.

[mightymorphin]

so what do you think of the guy? what's he like as a boss?

[solitarysoul]

i think he's a good boss. he helped me out even before i worked for him.

[Not that he'd actually know what a good boss is.]

[mightymorphin]

oh yeah? if he's a nice guy, that's even better. thanks for the info!