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[mightymorphin]

soooo I'm new here and I'm pretty sure I need a job???

Skills: good in a fight, great celebrity impressions*, great sense of humor
Previous jobs: Blockbuster, other stuff that I wasn't getting paid for but was pretty intense
Must: not care about my looks, pretty sure that's employment discrimination anyway

* = Celebs from Earth circa 1997 or before, but if you have a picture I'll be halfway there


I haven't had to write a resume in like 6 or 7 years but if anyone could send me a template I could use it!! thanks!


Also looking for:
there's a buddy of mine who might not be here, but just in case. he's short, muscly and hairy, and has a grumpy attitude. he might have been injured but I already had help checking the hospitals, so otherwise you're more likely to find him in a bar. reference attached!

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[arachnerina]

hey!
another fellow blockbuster aficionado
about time
i got laughed at when i mentioned that blockbuster was still around in my world
as if netflix would really win out
who wanted to wait ages to get movies by *mail*

[this has nothing to do the majority of his post, she's just very determined to prove a point against Peter, okay?]

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[mightymorphin]

wtf who's laughing about Blockbuster??? I don't even know what a Netflix is!

it was my job out of high school, I think you find more gems at the independent VHS stores really.

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[arachnerina]

i know right???
crazy
don't worry about it netflix sucks
not worth your time

[except.

wait.]

vhs?
seriously?

[this is going to be one of those timeline issues again, isn't it? sigh.]

[mightymorphin]

yes seriously! what, are you also from some disappointing future that has thinking fridges but no flying cars??

[arachnerina]

yeah sorry
sure am
but i do know some people here from space so thats pretty cool
so not every future is sad and boring

[mightymorphin]

I just thought, you know, thirty years would mean a lot more cool advancements instead of things being mostly the same. so it's what, DVDs instead of VHS?

[arachnerina]

uh
actually
streaming is kinda a thing now??
dvds are already pretty obsolete ngl
we have green-ray in my dimension
my bf said it's called blu-ray in his
which is stupid but whatever

[mightymorphin]

oh right! I was told about streaming, that part sounds cool. in my time DVDs were just hitting the market.

now I'm writing 'in my time' and it's not even a joke??? all the future does is make me feel old.

[arachnerina]

wow that was
before i was born
yikes
that's probably not helping with the old thing is it

[mightymorphin]

gee, you think so???

[arachnerina]

my b
sorry
if it helps i don't think everyone is this far ahead of you??

[mightymorphin]

maybe not, but with the tech in this place, I'm not eager to find out what those numbers are.