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[mightymorphin]

soooo I'm new here and I'm pretty sure I need a job???

Skills: good in a fight, great celebrity impressions*, great sense of humor
Previous jobs: Blockbuster, other stuff that I wasn't getting paid for but was pretty intense
Must: not care about my looks, pretty sure that's employment discrimination anyway

* = Celebs from Earth circa 1997 or before, but if you have a picture I'll be halfway there


I haven't had to write a resume in like 6 or 7 years but if anyone could send me a template I could use it!! thanks!


Also looking for:
there's a buddy of mine who might not be here, but just in case. he's short, muscly and hairy, and has a grumpy attitude. he might have been injured but I already had help checking the hospitals, so otherwise you're more likely to find him in a bar. reference attached!

Comments

[mightymorphin]

huh, I have no idea. we're not the most popular superheroes out there but the adult Scott I know seems to like his job.

[garbagecanned]

hmmm
mayb its scary 2 him atm
since hes younger
some ppl i kno who r leaders find it rly intimidating sometimes

[mightymorphin]

you think so? it's not like any of us on the team are intimidating, but I guess this Scott doesn't know who we all are. and a lot of what we do is dangerous...

yeahhh I can see how he might not be super into the idea.

[garbagecanned]

ya hes just a guy here
well
kinda
he shoots lasers outta his eyes so i cant rly say hes completely normal

[mightymorphin]

no mutant is gonna be completely normal, but... I get it. no X-Men here is one less thing to worry about.

[garbagecanned]

tbh tho every1 is kinda weird here
so u guys will fit right in
but the dude will prob grow into it like i said

[mightymorphin]

and it's awesome that you're all weird, trust me. where we're from, people aren't that friendly towards mutants. it's been great to not have to worry about the same stuff that happens back home.

[garbagecanned]

ppl dont like stuff they dont understand
i get u
thats part of the reason y we never told anyone abt our powers

[mightymorphin]

that's exactly it. it sucks to have to keep those things a secret, but it matters a lot when your safety is involved.

[garbagecanned]

yep
or in our case they prob wouldve just shipped us off 2 the loony bin

[mightymorphin]

that's no good, either. is it at least something you can hide in public?

[garbagecanned]

ya so at least theres that
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