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[mightymorphin]

soooo I'm new here and I'm pretty sure I need a job???

Skills: good in a fight, great celebrity impressions*, great sense of humor
Previous jobs: Blockbuster, other stuff that I wasn't getting paid for but was pretty intense
Must: not care about my looks, pretty sure that's employment discrimination anyway

* = Celebs from Earth circa 1997 or before, but if you have a picture I'll be halfway there


I haven't had to write a resume in like 6 or 7 years but if anyone could send me a template I could use it!! thanks!


Also looking for:
there's a buddy of mine who might not be here, but just in case. he's short, muscly and hairy, and has a grumpy attitude. he might have been injured but I already had help checking the hospitals, so otherwise you're more likely to find him in a bar. reference attached!

Comments

[mightymorphin]

that's no good, either. is it at least something you can hide in public?

[garbagecanned]

ya so at least theres that
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