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[bonobos]

2 whoever did this:

FUCK U TOO PAL 🖕🖕🖕

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[beautifulleopard]

how eloquent.

[bonobos]

i cant be the only person pissed abt this

[beautifulleopard]

which part are you referring to? to kidnapping? swiping our memories? tossing us into another scenario?

[bonobos]

kidnapping = fine could be worse
swiping our memories = BAD they can go to hell for this
tossing us into another scenario = w/e it’s sus but easier for me 2 deal with

[drugsnotclubs]

you gotta be more specific about which 'this' you mean

[bonobos]

all of it but esp that fake memory BULLSHIT

or not fake memories idk at this point

also i thot we were in ye olden times wtf happened

[drugsnotclubs]

ok yeah that was stupid

And I guess the place updated. Hopefully we can go another long while without this shit happening again. Now I gotta actually learn street names and shit... and figure out where I live.

[bonobos]

i’m more used to shit looking like this but i don’t trust it

it’s like what i said about it all being one big experiment

they’re totes fucking with us and i’m over ittttttt

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[garbagecanned]

im really tired of getting jerked around too

[bonobos]

me 2 and not even the good way 😂

[ BRO, ]

who da hells the asshat in charge of this place anyways

[garbagecanned]

who the hell knows

apparently jerry doesnt know jack abt anything
at least thats what he tells us

[bonobos]

that mfer survived an EXPLOSION there's no way he doesn't know shit

like get reallllllll

how long u been here? is it always this batshit?

[solitarysoul]

agreed.

[bonobos]

someone needs to get their ass kicked for this idk who tho

[solitarysoul]

i'll gladly fucking help.

[Maybe more shooting and less kicking but whatever.]

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[memori3s]

Was it that bad for you?

[ listen, he doesn't keep track of who has their memories intact and who doesn't....... yeah he's texting via charm, never mind that they both probably woke up in the same house surrounded by fifty sheep and chickens. ]

[bonobos]

[ oh BROTHER ]

do i look like i’m having a good time to u pal

[memori3s]

[ Minato gets to his feet and wanders over to Sha-Ming's room. The door is open and slightly ajar. He peers in for a moment, phone in hand before texting a reply back right outside Sha-Ming's room. ]

I guess not.

[bonobos]

Hey, the hell you lookin' in my room for? Can't a man have his privacy?

[ he pokes his head out the door -- and then walks straight into minato's room. ]

Everything's different. This is totally batshit, man. And just yesterday we were...

[ he sighs. ]

Forget it.

[identitycrisiscore]

took the words right out of my mouth.

[bonobos]

glad ur on my side blondie when we jump whoever did this i’m calling u

[identitycrisiscore]

[ ...Blondie? Well, he'll take the term of endearment. ]

you better.
last thing i needed was someone screwing with my memories.
between that and the new city it sure feels like someone screwing with us just because they can.

[melnik]

Well said, but I don't think they're going to respond.

[bonobos]

oh they sure as hell won’t

bigshots never do they like watching you chase ur own tail as they plot how they’ll fuck u over next

but wellllll

i’m pissed LOL

and now they’re changing everything which makes me sus as hell. like since when did we have phones???? i’ll take it but wtf 😩

[melnik]

[ The way this guy writes is something else, but he's just going to ignore it right now. ]

That's exactly right. We are basically circling the proverbial toilet trying to understand their motives. And if "they" are real in the first place, that's what they want.

Honestly, I've never seen a phone like this before. But I don't think it is a peace offering. If anything, it is an easier way for them to monitor us.