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sha-ming. ([personal profile] bonobos) wrote in [community profile] expiationnet2024-04-01 01:25 pm

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2 whoever did this:

FUCK U TOO PAL 🖕🖕🖕
melnik: (where do the hound dogs eat)

[personal profile] melnik 2024-04-24 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Wait. Now?

[ sent a few seconds later like he just realized that might have been what he was implying.

Sha-Ming, you madlad. ]
melnik: (they live like the moonshiners)

[personal profile] melnik 2024-05-13 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, precisely, they're just having a big laugh about it as far as I can tell. I haven't had the privilege to speak with this Jerry myself yet...

[ The sarcasm behind that is pretty obvious even in a text message. ]

But it doesn't sound like he's been very useful to anyone else so far. Every time I bring up really grilling the guy, people throw their damn hands up like he's the boogeyman. As far as I can tell, that's the only in we have though.

[ And seriously, what is the worst thing that's going to happen from trying to fuck with Jerry? Things are bad enough as it is... and just take a look at that list! He might as well be confirming that anything is possible.

Anyway. ]


What are you, some kind of stylist?

That won't be necessary, but okay, good. Rain check it is. Try to stay out of trouble in the meantime.