Text; UN: Chuuya

[darkdisgrace]

Exactly what makes this a fucking crime?

[Included is a picture of Chuuya's parchment, just a single word: 'Acceptance'.]

Acceptance of what? What does that even mean? Sounds like the people running this joint have some weird ideas.

[He's a Mafia executive and this is what they decide to label him with?]

Anyway, name's Chuuya. Just got here, it seems like I was here before or something according to what I've been told. But I don't remember any of that. Is that normal?

text; un: goo

[mightymorphin]

soooo I'm new here and I'm pretty sure I need a job???

Skills: good in a fight, great celebrity impressions*, great sense of humor
Previous jobs: Blockbuster, other stuff that I wasn't getting paid for but was pretty intense
Must: not care about my looks, pretty sure that's employment discrimination anyway

* = Celebs from Earth circa 1997 or before, but if you have a picture I'll be halfway there


I haven't had to write a resume in like 6 or 7 years but if anyone could send me a template I could use it!! thanks!


Also looking for:
there's a buddy of mine who might not be here, but just in case. he's short, muscly and hairy, and has a grumpy attitude. he might have been injured but I already had help checking the hospitals, so otherwise you're more likely to find him in a bar. reference attached!

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username: senpai [this is the PSA that no one asked for]

[drugsnotclubs]

here's your damn homework, council

( it's a fuckin powerpoint under the cut )

[The Google slides link can also be found here!

FOR THOSE UNAWARE: Minato, Akechi, Rolo, and Shinjiro all received a group sentencing. It was to educate the chosen on why murder is unforgiveable. Please enjoy the fruits of their dubious labor.]

early july, video

[bonobos]

[ there is shaky video feed of... a child, fitted in a tank top and shorts, his fringe slick against his forehead as a pair of large circular glasses hang over his face. look closely and it may not be hard to recognize him!

give it a few minutes. he's still figuring this thing out. he eventually finds his proverbial footing, speaking directly to the camera: ]

Hi. I'm Sha-Ming. I'm 9!

[ what an introduction. ]

Um! I've never seen so many humans in one place. So I've got a few questions for you guys!

1: What's your name?

2: Are you happy here? There aren't any trees or rivers... just these big grey houses. Where are you supposed to play?

3: How old are you? I never met any humans that aren't my parents, so I really wanna learn more.

4: Have you seen two humans in white coats? They look kinda serious... my dad's got a ponytail. And uhh, my mom's a little small!

5: Are there any monkeys here? I'm tryin' to find my friends, but I don't see them anywhere. They're super smart and strong, and they can help you with anything, so be nice when you see 'em!

6: I dunno what else to say, ummm... what's your favorite food? I like custard buns.

Okay, that's all! I'm gonna go exploring now!