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[identitycrisiscore]

[ When Cloud rolls out of his bed at the inn, he squints at the skyline of Aldrip. Squints at the phone-like device on his table, squints at the incoming light as if somewhat offended at how it's not making dealing with the last month of... whatever that was.

He decides the best course of action is to not get out of bed about it. ]

okay, so, like
let's say i have a friend
and this friend might be a little confused about the city.
and maybe this friend is having a little trouble with like

[ ...He was going to say memory issues, and maybe "hey what the fuck happened for the past three weeks", but you know what — until he's sure he's not the only one experiencing them he's just gonna. Not. Talk about that. ]

let me start over
i'm new here.
did aldrip always look like this?

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[thegtg]

Allllllright everybody, it's time for a very important poll!

[is gojo bothered by his new set of memories or the weirdness that was the last half of march? nah, he's got more important fish to fry!]

Where were you when you arrived here? Not, like, today. I mean before the wacko "we are who we aren't" bullshit. When you first got here. Trust me, it's important.

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[bonobos]

2 whoever did this:

FUCK U TOO PAL 🖕🖕🖕

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[quizpersona]

Hiiiiya ! I’m so glad to see those of you I do know and very pleased to meet those of you I don’t.
You, the “Chosen.” I think I’ll give you something to think about. Actually it's a concept that I’ve agonized over for a while!

[ The figure front row and centre chirps from the close proximity to the screen. Strange backdrop for those who won't immediately connect the dots. The skeleton scene of An Attempt(TM) for a birthday just barely viewable over his shoulder. As he leans back from the camera again there's evidence that he's put it together mockingly, perhaps even a little contemptuously going by how many things are askew. It's a red herring, unless...?

At any rate there's no mention whatsoever who it's for—Gogol did say there was something more important on his mind. So he gets right to chattering. ]

Does a devastating control over our lives make a God? And well, I'll also share what I recently realized about that too. At a certain point it doesn’t matter what you call it— because the end result is the same.

Having my existence rewritten against my will makes me want to rebel as much as possible.

[ There's a loud cacophonous sound as he reaches over to grab a balloon and pop it with a needle. After that there hangs a heavy silence ]

Well then, the broadcast ends here.

[ and it does! ]

010. 💥 (TEXT)

[opheliac]

Dear Chosen,

Hello, this is FB again. I hope everyone is doing well today, despite... the bad stuff that happened and everything being so different!! WOW! It's really something, huh? But I know a sudden change in someone's life can be very scary and sometimes overwhelming. Too much at one time can stress the mind and that's super not good!!!!!

And in times like these, people might lose their appetites and forget to take care of themselves! And that's SUPER TERRIBLE!

So friends, please remember to try and eat a little something throughout your days as we adjust, even if you don't want to. If you still can't stomach anything, then stay hydrated (water is great!). It's very important for your human bodies to have fluids and if I could recommend something, soup is the perfect dish to have! It's nutritionist and light on the stomach. If you don't have soup in your homes, please let me know! I have plenty to go around.

As for our new world, it's always a good idea to use the buddy system!! Go in twos, threes, or more as you explore! Holding each other's hands is the best way to not get lost. Don't forget to use your handy dandy map. More importantly, try to have some fun! I.... haven't been outside, but I've looked out the window and some places look super pretty. ... I hope I get to go outside some day....

But more to this letter, I need some help. Again. I'm so sorry this is the second time I've written to you in need of some help. ):

I would like to talk more, but... my friend believes I'm very embarrassing, so she doesn't let me communicate much. Oh, and please don't tell my friend I'm writing to you right now! She will yell at me, and then I'll be grounded SOME MORE!!

But I'm only doing this for her, because she's been so sad and angry lately... Every night I try to comfort her, but I don't think what I can do is enough.

My request is this: I am seeking for a sleepover buddy for her! Someone who will be very nice to her and make her feel important! Oh, and this is strictly appropriate! I will not tolerate any naughty behavior. I will bite you and eat you up if you try, so please be a gentleman or a gentlewoman. As for her identity, I will give out more information if you are genuinely interested. Being a sleepover buddy includes:

1. play games with her
2. coloring/drawing with her
3. chatting with her
4. brushing each other's hair
6. painting each other's nails
7. making bracelets or other creative activities
8. sharing a bed (NO FUNNY BUSINESS!!!)

As a trade, there will be breakfast, and you can help yourself to using her shower. And if that's not enough...then.... I will pay you for spending time with her. If that is still not enough, then... we'll come up with something together! Please consider in helping my favorite friend in the whole world!

Sincerely and your friend,
FB 🦈