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[morsangel]

Oh dear, now that I've settled in, I am finding myself itching to start up my practice again.

As a completely reputable and trustworthy Doctor. If any of you are in need of my assistance (Gogol, not you), then please head to the topmost floor of the Inn, the corner room.

Far enough away from the other rooms that they won't hear any screaming... 

Alternatively, if one of you manages to catch one of those pesky fairies flying around... I would very much like to dissect one.

—At your service, Yosano.

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[orphne]

Is this Yosano-sensei? Like, you know Dazai-san?

[Yosano would have no reason to recognize this voice, but based on the description of the medical practice, Kotone feels fairly certain this is the one Dazai's told her about.]

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[morsangel]

Hello, dear. It is. I'm afraid I know him quite well.

[ Yosano's low melodic voice holds a tint of resignation. ]

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[orphne]

Oh. Hi! Me, too.

[She switches on her video to reveal a young, bright-eyed young woman offering a wave. Good to know! Alright. Based on Dazai's description, she's... pretty sure? She doesn't want to go anywhere near this woman's doctoring unless there's an extreme emergency, but it'll be good to know anyway.]

My name's Kotone Shiomi. You're gonna start up your practice here?

[Is that... a good thing?]

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[rebellions]

you wanna do WHAT

[morsangel]

Oh my. I just want to heal my fellow new friends! Is that so shocking?

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[oracledriven]

"far enough that they won't hear any screaming"? sure, that doesn't sound suspicious at all

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[morsangel]

I am but an innocent Doctor only trying to help my fellow inhabitants.

Care for a tester?

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[beautifulleopard]

may I ask where you got your training and what kind of practice you specialize in, Yosano-sensei?

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[morsangel]

Wonderful. Aren't you just a well-mannered dear.

I trained in the military as a combat medic. Hm, you could say I specialise in intensive care?

Minor injuries are, well, unfit for my particular ability, you see~ Though I do enjoy those cases.

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[kiseijuu]

( Well! Everything in Shinichi Izumi is telling him to stay as far away from this as he possibly can!

Unfortunately, Shinichi Izumi is the host to a clinical, highly curious alien organism whose interest is piqued by such things as Doctors and Dissections (that particularly excites him.....)

As much as Shinichi doesn't want to talk to this person, he opts to go voice rather than text — he doesn't want Migi sneaking in some typing. But his voice is clearly nervous and reluctant when he speaks, almost like someone is holding a gun to his head and directing him what to say.... )

U-um. You said fairy...? As in.... a magical creature....? Is there a special method for capturing them....?

( An audible swallow — he'll ask your horrible questions but he is not going to catch a fairy so it can be opened up, Migi!!!! — and a pause as the alien gives him more questions. )

And.... what kind of dissection... instruments do you have access to in this place....

[morsangel]

Oh my, would you like to catch one for me? I've not seen them myself, as of yet; however I have heard they are lurking about. I would very much like to know what they're hiding under their skin.

[ Yosano was surprised the boy had taken an interest. Of course, it would make her work easier, because she wasn't one for the heavy lifting. And it would be so kind to have a volunteer. However, he looked so nervous! Shy perhaps? ]

Ah! Well my cleaver of course. It is quite handy and efficient. But for my slower, more intimate sessions I prefer a scalpel. At home I even had a chainsaw, but alas I couldn't bring it with me.

[strength_of_will]

Um... Why are your patients screaming?

[morsangel]

Oh? Well, their injuries will be quite extensive. It will take a Doctor with such trained hands as mine to treat them~

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[quizpersona]

Personally forbidden as I am I can still attest that the good doctor here should be capable.

[ Not someone you want giving endorsements huh Yosano? That's the point! He knows how the network works so this is open for just about anyone to read. ]

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[morsangel]

How kind of you clown. Do not worry, I have a special treatment, just for you~

Hearing your screams will be most pleasurable.

[baldrshand]

Excuse me, but did you know that there are ways here to prevent people from feeling pain during surgery? And we have healers and clinics already. I think it would be better if you joined one of them instead of trying to do surgery in the inn, which is not equipped to be a medical facility, and you could learn new methods that may not be available in your world.

That is, if you really are so reputable and trustworthy.

Also, the fairies aren't animals. You can't just grab one and start dissecting it.

[morsangel]

Your advice is much appreciated, dear. I worry the locals might not be... all too happy with my methods. Which is why a backyard clinic might be more appropriate?

I can assure you though that if you are ever at deaths door, I can heal you of any wounds with the snap of my fingers.

My more intensive treatment is reserved for those a little too accident prone. How will they ever take care of themselves better if there aren't slight consequences for their actions, hm?

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[beshackled]

[What... did he just read? Who could have recorded such a message? Why would they record such a message? What possible motivation could they have?!

He doesn't understand. He doesn't understand, and the very thought of the beings that had gifted he and his friend the boon of a blessing to regrow the forest being chased down and picked apart has anger rising hot in his veins.]

And what ill have the fairies done you that you would seek to harm them?!

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[morsangel]

[ Oh my that was quite the passionate response. Yosano chuckled as she turned on the voice function. ]

Nothing, of course. I am merely curious of their anatomy. I can assure you they will be completely unharmed and alive after I am done with them.

[ Reassuring? Perhaps not. But she couldn't quite hold back from prodding further at the man. ]

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[illusionbreaker]

Who is Gogol and why are they being excluded from receiving care?

[Considering how questionable this 'completely reputable and trustworthy' Doctor was, Touma wondered if being denied treatment by them was actually a blessing in disguise.]

[morsangel]

Oh, if you really want to know, I'm more than happy to oblige.

[ Any excuse to complain about him really. ]

My, my. The Clown, who you might see around, is quite the murderous eccentric. You can say, we don't get along... after he almost beheaded me back home. With my associates very close to the crossfire.

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[wrenchedup]

[ jesus fucking christ. you know, actually? should have expected this. jail, amiright? as if this is actually ""jail"" but whatever. ] slow your roll, Harold "completely reputable and trustworthy Doctor" Shipman. it's a little soon to show your cards, dontcha think?

[morsangel]

Would you prefer I showed them when you're on my hospital bed?

A fair warning in advance is the least I could do. Because I would prefer if my services were not needed in the slightest.

[ Unfortunately, they always were. Much to Yosano's chagrin. ]

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[laserguy]

[dude... what the hell.]

pretty sure that you're supposed to leave out the 'people screaming' part.

[morsangel]

Oh? Should I have?

It hadn't occurred to me it would be as contentious as it was...

[ She knew it would be. But teasing people was always amusing. ]

Let's hope you never have to experience it first hand, hm?