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[morsangel]

Oh dear, now that I've settled in, I am finding myself itching to start up my practice again.

As a completely reputable and trustworthy Doctor. If any of you are in need of my assistance (Gogol, not you), then please head to the topmost floor of the Inn, the corner room.

Far enough away from the other rooms that they won't hear any screaming... 

Alternatively, if one of you manages to catch one of those pesky fairies flying around... I would very much like to dissect one.

—At your service, Yosano.

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[wrenchedup]

[ jesus fucking christ. you know, actually? should have expected this. jail, amiright? as if this is actually ""jail"" but whatever. ] slow your roll, Harold "completely reputable and trustworthy Doctor" Shipman. it's a little soon to show your cards, dontcha think?

[morsangel]

Would you prefer I showed them when you're on my hospital bed?

A fair warning in advance is the least I could do. Because I would prefer if my services were not needed in the slightest.

[ Unfortunately, they always were. Much to Yosano's chagrin. ]

[wrenchedup]

I'd prefer you not start a fucking practice.

[morsangel]

Well, well. You just might be my first patient.

You're quite spirited, aren't you?

[ Yosano does not stand down. Uh oh. ]

[wrenchedup]

spirited is a word for it but i guess this is what happens when you ham yourself up as a psychopath around a bunch of other probably psychopaths, who would have thought. [ He's usually a thousand times more comical but some things just don't deserve comedy, yanno? ] and i doubt it.

the icon LMAOOO

[morsangel]

Oh my. I assure you I am quite tame compared to some other sorts around here.

Is this all to say that you are a psychopath?

loooool

[wrenchedup]

probably, but they didn't go around announcing themselves as an evil doctor lmfao??? you see what i'm getting at here, right? cause i find it hard to believe you actually think anything you wrote translates in any other way unless you're fucking stupid which also makes you a bad doctor, so...

[morsangel]

I guess you'll just have to find out, hm? But preferably not. A kindly warning to my fellow chosen that getting gravely injured would not be in their best interest.

Evil Doctor does have a nice ring to it though~.

[wrenchedup]

okay, so. that's a yes on being absolutely fucked in the head. cool, cool. fair point. getting gravely injured is typically not in anyone's best interest.

following up on your kind warning: cause unnecessary pain or hurt to anyone here who needs help and i'll smash your head in with a sledgehammer.

[morsangel]

Oh how fun. I simply cannot wait!

[ A sledge hammer was new. Sure, she'd been blown up by grenades, dismembered, shot and stabbed more times than Yosano could count. But she was open to new attempts at her death. ]

Unfortunately, my associates are all too keen on throwing themselves in harms way. I had to think up some more appropriate measures to disuade them. Hopefully no one here will be the same.

[ For as agitated as said individual was, Yosano had determined that he was a relatively good person. Maybe just a tad rough around the edges. But she was too, so who was she to complain. ]

[wrenchedup]

[ Yeah, that's such a shit excuse he's not even going to comment on it. If this person was NOT a doctor, ok sure. Wrench wasn't against unorthodox methods of Getting Shit Done all things considered. But here they were. ] Oh, goodie. Sure hope I don't disappoint! ( ˘ ³˘)~♥