OKCINDR POST #5

[expiationmods]

Ever wanted to have CR with a character and wasn't sure how to get them to cross paths? Wanted a dating app so you can hook up with hot people? Wanted to just find friends because you're a lonely bastard?

With the update of the tablets and the apps, we now have a dating / friendship app called OKCINDR! Players can use it as they please for the two months that it's up -- just imagine that they're profiles to swipe right on and everything. The idea is to encourage CR that may be difficult to get with characters who may or may not be interested in events / posts / logs / other network posts.

So, on January 2nd, characters randomly look back at their tablets to see the following:

OKCINDR PROFILE RESET #4
PLEASE RESET PROFILE

This month, if players reset their profile, they will have a list of questions to answer:

- What is the maximum amount of sheep you have counted when trying to fall asleep?
- Is it harder to forgive yourself, or to forgive others?
- How strongly do you feel that the past defines a person?
- What is your dream?
- Why would an android's dream contain electric sheep? Are they particularly drawn to livestock animals?
- If you could return to one specific moment in your life, would you?
- How do you wake up from a dream?
- Please
- Wake up
- You must wake up

Players, of course, are able to ignore this message. However, if a character wouldn't fill it out but a player would like to participate... the profile mysteriously resets itself. There may even be responses sent from Character A to Character B without Character A actually doing anything, if you'd like! This is a completely opt-in scenario! But for players who would like to participate fill out the post:

network profile

Character_Name

@username

ABOUT_ME

CODING

<lj-raw><div style="width:280px;margin:0 auto;background:#fff;box-shadow:1px 1px 4px 1px rgba(0,0,0,0.15);border:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);border-bottom:4px solid #587AC0;border-radius:4px;overflow:hidden;line-height:1.7;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;"> <!--HEADER--> <div style="text-align:center;background:#587AC0;padding:5px 0 5px 10px;display:flex;align-items:center;color:#fff;font-size:25px;font-family:georgia,serif;font-style:italic;letter-spacing:-1px;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/wmn8wYK.png" style="filter:invert(1);margin:0 5px 0 0;">network profile</div> <!--PFP--> <div style="height:220px;overflow:hidden;"> <img src="URL HERE" style="width:100%;height:auto;"> </div> <!--USER INFO--> <div style="border-bottom:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);padding:10px 5px;margin:0 10px;font-size:13px;line-height:1.2;"> <b style="color:#587AC0;">Character_Name</b> <div style="color:#999;">@username</div> </div> <!--BLURB--> <div style="padding:15px;max-height:160px;overflow:auto;box-sizing:border-box;color:#222;"> ABOUT_ME </div> </div><div style="margin:3px auto 0 auto;width:280px;font-size:8px;letter-spacing:1px;text-align:right;"><a href="https://tessisamess.insanejournal.com/155095.html" style="color:#999;text-decoration:none;">CODING</a></div></lj-raw>

If you'd like to for shits and giggles, here's some notifications that may be used:

Name (@username) followed you

<lj-raw><div style="display:flex;align-items:center;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#333;"> <img src="ICON_URL" style="height:33px;width:33px;background:#587AC0;border-radius:100%;padding:2px;box-sizing:border-box;margin:0 -8px 0 0;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/zhQOLFl.png" style="margin:0 5px -15px 0;height:17px;position:relative;"> Name (@username) followed you </div></lj-raw>

Name (@username) unfollowed you

<lj-raw><div style="display:flex;align-items:center;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#333;"> <img src="ICON_URL" style="height:33px;width:33px;background:#587AC0;border-radius:100%;padding:2px;box-sizing:border-box;margin:0 -8px 0 0;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4FkVwag.png" style="margin:0 5px -15px 0;height:17px;"> Name (@username) unfollowed you </div></lj-raw>

Name (@username) blocked you

<lj-raw><div style="display:flex;align-items:center;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#333;"> <img src="ICON_URL" style="height:33px;width:33px;background:#587AC0;border-radius:100%;padding:2px;box-sizing:border-box;margin:0 -8px 0 0;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/Qu752sX.png" style="margin:0 5px -15px 0;height:17px;"> Name (@username) blocked you </div></lj-raw>

Have fun! Code credit.

Comments

[laserguy]

network profile

Scott Summers

@shades

if a bird lives inside you and you never see it poop, does that mean it's doing its business inside you?

CODING

text; un: deadboydetective

[incorrigibles]

scott

mate

you're one of the best friends ive ever had and i love you

but what the fuck

text; un: shades

[laserguy]

charles.

i've never seen her shit.

[WHAT DOES THIS MEAN...]

un: junpei

[coolerjunpei]

[no wait scott's asking the real questions--]

weirdest "tree falling in the forest" variant ever.

but does it eat? if it doesn't eat it can't shit.

text; un: shades

[laserguy]

right, this question is exactly that. just as thought provoking and whatever.

yeah she eats. mostly crackers and pastries.

[Should birds eat those things?? Don't worry about it.]

Un: here4info | text

[emotionalbeast]

Cut open your stomach and find out.

text; un: shades

[laserguy]

[......Why is this the response--]

wow, great solution.

is that what you would do?

un: Sugarlips

[southernchere]

If there's one thing I've learned about being an X-Men, Sugar, is sometimes... ya just don't ask and let things be. It'll save ya the brain energy.

text; un: shades

[laserguy]

i was going to, but then i thought about it.

and now i can't stop thinking about it.

maybe she's even doing it right now as we speak.

un: suzumiya

[uncommonsense]

that's assuming the bird could even live that long inside someone

text; un: shades

[laserguy]

it's been about three months.

she hasn't kneeled over yet.

un: purrsona

[izanagis]

...

Kind of hate that you're making me think about this now.

[HELP]

text; un: shades

[laserguy]

you're welcome.

so.

thoughts??????

un: hawkeye

[westcoasts]

( everyone's fixated on the shit, but not— )

why and how does a bird live inside you?

un; shades

[laserguy]

[Oh hey it's Quentin's favorite human friend.]

i'm guessing you don't want the stupidly long explanation. also, it sucks.

so. the bird is not just a bird. it's a... cosmic space force thing.

it's not a hawk though.

[He just felt like it was important to say that.]

@gwenniefromtheblock

[variantcover]

is this some kind of obscure They Might Be Giants reference?

🎶 not to put too fine a point on it, say I'm the only bee in your bonnet 🎶
🐦💡

un; shades

[laserguy]

tell me the rest of the lyrics and maybe it is.

[He thinks he's heard of that band before, but not that particular song.]

un: kuwabara

[machizumo]

You're a weird guy.

un; shades

[laserguy]

says you.

[king of come backs, this one.......]

don't complain to me if the same thing happens to you later.

un: hamsterlegs

[jaganshi]

It means you're full of shit.

un; shades

[laserguy]

how long did it take you to come up with that one?

un: peterparkour

[spideyguy]

if a what does what in your WHAT

un: shades

[laserguy]

[oh hey peter.]

you know.

if a bird basically lives in you. does it also mean it shits in you.

Text; un: icemaiden

[thenicerone]

I'm not sure.

What makes you say that?

un: gwenstacy

[arachnerina]

i know i'm like the fiftieth person to say this but
what the hell scott