OKCINDR POST #5

[expiationmods]

Ever wanted to have CR with a character and wasn't sure how to get them to cross paths? Wanted a dating app so you can hook up with hot people? Wanted to just find friends because you're a lonely bastard?

With the update of the tablets and the apps, we now have a dating / friendship app called OKCINDR! Players can use it as they please for the two months that it's up -- just imagine that they're profiles to swipe right on and everything. The idea is to encourage CR that may be difficult to get with characters who may or may not be interested in events / posts / logs / other network posts.

So, on January 2nd, characters randomly look back at their tablets to see the following:

OKCINDR PROFILE RESET #4
PLEASE RESET PROFILE

This month, if players reset their profile, they will have a list of questions to answer:

- What is the maximum amount of sheep you have counted when trying to fall asleep?
- Is it harder to forgive yourself, or to forgive others?
- How strongly do you feel that the past defines a person?
- What is your dream?
- Why would an android's dream contain electric sheep? Are they particularly drawn to livestock animals?
- If you could return to one specific moment in your life, would you?
- How do you wake up from a dream?
- Please
- Wake up
- You must wake up

Players, of course, are able to ignore this message. However, if a character wouldn't fill it out but a player would like to participate... the profile mysteriously resets itself. There may even be responses sent from Character A to Character B without Character A actually doing anything, if you'd like! This is a completely opt-in scenario! But for players who would like to participate fill out the post:

network profile

Character_Name

@username

ABOUT_ME

CODING

<lj-raw><div style="width:280px;margin:0 auto;background:#fff;box-shadow:1px 1px 4px 1px rgba(0,0,0,0.15);border:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);border-bottom:4px solid #587AC0;border-radius:4px;overflow:hidden;line-height:1.7;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;"> <!--HEADER--> <div style="text-align:center;background:#587AC0;padding:5px 0 5px 10px;display:flex;align-items:center;color:#fff;font-size:25px;font-family:georgia,serif;font-style:italic;letter-spacing:-1px;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/wmn8wYK.png" style="filter:invert(1);margin:0 5px 0 0;">network profile</div> <!--PFP--> <div style="height:220px;overflow:hidden;"> <img src="URL HERE" style="width:100%;height:auto;"> </div> <!--USER INFO--> <div style="border-bottom:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);padding:10px 5px;margin:0 10px;font-size:13px;line-height:1.2;"> <b style="color:#587AC0;">Character_Name</b> <div style="color:#999;">@username</div> </div> <!--BLURB--> <div style="padding:15px;max-height:160px;overflow:auto;box-sizing:border-box;color:#222;"> ABOUT_ME </div> </div><div style="margin:3px auto 0 auto;width:280px;font-size:8px;letter-spacing:1px;text-align:right;"><a href="https://tessisamess.insanejournal.com/155095.html" style="color:#999;text-decoration:none;">CODING</a></div></lj-raw>

If you'd like to for shits and giggles, here's some notifications that may be used:

Name (@username) followed you

<lj-raw><div style="display:flex;align-items:center;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#333;"> <img src="ICON_URL" style="height:33px;width:33px;background:#587AC0;border-radius:100%;padding:2px;box-sizing:border-box;margin:0 -8px 0 0;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/zhQOLFl.png" style="margin:0 5px -15px 0;height:17px;position:relative;"> Name (@username) followed you </div></lj-raw>

Name (@username) unfollowed you

<lj-raw><div style="display:flex;align-items:center;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#333;"> <img src="ICON_URL" style="height:33px;width:33px;background:#587AC0;border-radius:100%;padding:2px;box-sizing:border-box;margin:0 -8px 0 0;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4FkVwag.png" style="margin:0 5px -15px 0;height:17px;"> Name (@username) unfollowed you </div></lj-raw>

Name (@username) blocked you

<lj-raw><div style="display:flex;align-items:center;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#333;"> <img src="ICON_URL" style="height:33px;width:33px;background:#587AC0;border-radius:100%;padding:2px;box-sizing:border-box;margin:0 -8px 0 0;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/Qu752sX.png" style="margin:0 5px -15px 0;height:17px;"> Name (@username) blocked you </div></lj-raw>

Have fun! Code credit.

Comments

[spideyguy]

[ don't 'hey peter' him what the HELL! ]

i don't know what this is about and honestly im afraid to ask
does the bird eat anything???

[laserguy]

it's about me. just clearing that up.

yeah she eats crackers and whatever leftovers kotone and i feed her.

[spideyguy]

why is there a bird inside of you
and other sentences i never expected to type in my life

can birds eat leftovers?? like lasagna??

[laserguy]

long story short: after the world reset, i woke up with a bird in me. why this bird? glitches and another version of me having a giant phoenix in him. it wasn't good.

huh. not sure, i haven't gone that far yet. [....] should i try it?

[spideyguy]

you woke up
with a bird inside you
dude

[ Every time he thinks Aldrip can't get any weirder - ]

and it didnt go away after the glitches stopped ig??
i would say we should google it but thats not an option
what if you accidentally kill it??
like whats the bird equivalent of giving a dog chocolate

[laserguy]

pretty much.

nope, she only appeared after the glitches stopped. this version at least. she's like a mini version compared to the other one that appeared during the glitches.

man it would be really embarrassing if the supposed cosmic space force died after eating pasta.

[spideyguy]

dude!!!!!
you have to come to STEM we have to test
could be a residual thing leftover from the AI??

[ Peter's just spitballing, but this is the first holdover he's heard of from the before-Glitch times to after - and the AI has been dormant this whole time, despite their attempts to reach it in either Quentin's brain or the other Peter's suit. ]

i got my butt handed to me by a dude who called himself 'the fly'
the newspapers wouldnt let it go for a month
it was not my day that day

[laserguy]

i'm not sure if she's connected to the AI, at least not anymore than us, but. i guess you can test some things? i trust you guys. just don't piss her off.

wait, spider-man lost to a fly? aren't spiders supposed to eat flies?? okay that is kind of embarrassing man.

[spideyguy]

this world, then, the glitches
idk how any of this works im a biochemist
aw, i would never
we will feed her lasagna in a controlled environment
provided cheese doesn't kill birds
(does it???)

listen
im a spider not a cannibal
but yes. i was having a bad week.
hence the endless mockery

[laserguy]

okay is it a requirement for all spider people to be a science nerd??

at worst, she'll die happy. assuming your lasagna is good.

pretty rough, man. and yet you still decided to entrust this information with me.

[spideyguy]

oh yeah im pretty sure its integral
the spider came from a science lab dude
you dont go to a science lab if you dont like science
like a lot

i can make no promises
its my aunts recipe
and she's terrible

are we not friends?
you would use this to wound me?
smh. rude. 
and i wasnt even gonna say anything about your bird poop situation

[laserguy]

oh right, it's some weird radioactive spider. although, there has to be like one universe where it just escaped and bit some random dude or girl on the street. i'd believe it.

wow, saying that about your aunt.

just sayin' man, i'm keeping this in the back of my mind. forever. besides, it feels like everyone knows about the bird poop now.