not sus at all (cw discussions of blood)

[florescu]

BLOOD BANK VOLUNTEERS NEEDED!

ALDRIP NEEDS YOU!

JOIN THE MISSION! WITH JUST A QUICK MOMENT OF YOUR TIME, YOU'LL BE HELPING SAVE COUNTLESS LIVES!

INTERESTED PARTIES MUST SEND A MESSAGE TO @ FLORESCU TO SET UP A TIME AND PLACE FOR THE DRAW.

KIND REGARDS,
THE BLOOD ASSOCIATION OF ALDRIP.

♡

(these have appeared over several surfaces of aldrip, as well as posted in the network. answers to this post can be to the network post, or someone messaging the username upon seeing it around aldrip!)

Comments

Text; un: eyeofzaun

[conflictresolution]

I don't recall there being an established Aldrip blood bank. What safety precautions are in place to prevent the spread of blood-borne diseases between donors?

[florescu]

We are a fairly new organization.

Thank you for your duly noted concern. Proper hygiene will be in place pre-draw and post-draw by the nurse, as well as the use of protective gear on important surfaces. Use of sterile and new equipment for drawing, as well as disposal and cleaning thereafter.

I'm looking for you, new donor.

[conflictresolution]

It's comforting to know that basic hygiene and aseptic techniques still remain the standard for such operations.

However, what testing is done on each sample to ensure it is safe for transfer to the recipient?

I have many preexisting conditions including a chronic use medication that would likely have me unfit for donation. I would be potentially interested in assisting in other aspects of such an organization.

text, un: ling. he's in your dms

[moochobliged]

you're not "countless lives".... what are you doing?

[florescu]

lmao idk what you mean what a foolish and egoistic view you have of me lol

text; un: mrmurasaki

[depressionnap]

interesting and not at all suspicious.

[florescu]

I agree, it is rather altruistic, isn't it?

(fishing for praise...)

un: (default)

[traumaticus]

for what purpose is this query for?

[florescu]

Blood transfusions to help lower death incidents.

Text un:sora

[valiantarms]

Don't you normally have to go hospital to donate blood?

[florescu]

We are currently securing funds to build one, but as for now, this will have to do.

(are "we".......)

un: sephiroth

[aonibi]

Do you need assistance in other aspects?

[ cleaning and organizing and.. other things that theoretically happen at blood drives. he doesn't know. he's supposed to be doing 'normal' things, though, and this seems?? normal???? (...... does it??)

anyway, he can't actually give blood, his would probably just kill someone else. ]

[florescu]

I would love someone to stand by me and do whatever I say.

Like fetch me a beverage, open said beverage, wait for me to drink the beverage, and close the beverage container - these are simple tasks I'd offer for no monetary exchange other than my incredible presence.

text; un: traveler

[startraveler]

And who exactly are those "countless lives"?

[florescu]

Ours, repeatedly.

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[baldrshand]

Hello! My name is Ethlyn--I run the Willow Clinic here. I know something about blood transfusion and donation--I believe we would be better served by working together, especially since I also manage the local emergency medical team (the Arztenritter, if you haven't been here long enough to hear of us).

amazing

[florescu]

Would you happen to have a stock already? I'd gladly help fill it.

text; un: grimreaper666

[rebellions]

[ . . . ]

dude
you're not even trying

[florescu]

Strongly disagree. I am trying very hard.

text; un: shades

[laserguy]

could you be even more suspicious?

[florescu]

Easily so. Would you rather me to try, as a payment for your patronage?

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[paragonknight]

ℑ𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔞𝔫 𝔞𝔠𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔟𝔢𝔞𝔲𝔱𝔶 𝔱𝔬 𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔡 𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔭 𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔢 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔫𝔢𝔢𝔡. ℑ 𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔤𝔩𝔞𝔡𝔩𝔶 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔳𝔦𝔡𝔢 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔞𝔰𝔨.

[florescu]

(what a weirdo. please taste good.)

I will gladly take your assistance. Would you set me to your best schedule?

@wild.flower

[hasitsthorns]

Serious question: can this also be for kinky reasons?
Because if so, I will be more than glad to help.

[florescu]

Will the clinic receive blood and not be further implicated in your kink? I'm not some kind of nurse floozy.