not sus at all (cw discussions of blood)

[florescu]

BLOOD BANK VOLUNTEERS NEEDED!

ALDRIP NEEDS YOU!

JOIN THE MISSION! WITH JUST A QUICK MOMENT OF YOUR TIME, YOU'LL BE HELPING SAVE COUNTLESS LIVES!

INTERESTED PARTIES MUST SEND A MESSAGE TO @ FLORESCU TO SET UP A TIME AND PLACE FOR THE DRAW.

KIND REGARDS,
THE BLOOD ASSOCIATION OF ALDRIP.

♡

(these have appeared over several surfaces of aldrip, as well as posted in the network. answers to this post can be to the network post, or someone messaging the username upon seeing it around aldrip!)

Comments

[moochobliged]

i don't need to hear that from the great and wonderful mihai from wherever

[florescu]

my titles are related to my skills, that does not disappear per place.

unlike other types of titles.

jealous emperor of xing

[moochobliged]

i haven't seen any skills yet

[thanks for calling him emperor xoxo it counts]

[florescu]

then you may cook for yourself. rot.

[moochobliged]

i'm really good at getting myself food! see you later!

[florescu]

where's your wallet, i wonder?

[moochobliged]

oh i don't carry a wallet. i had someone handle that for me back home!

[florescu]

with what money is more accurate to my intent.

[moochobliged]

you don't need to worry so much about me

[florescu]

i'm trying to say you are not carrying any.

besides, if you are to be my sole food, i must worry appropriately about you. you must be under my surveillance at all times.

what a precious resource.

(not doing that.)

[moochobliged]

i'm saying i don't need to!

don't monitor me.

[florescu]

i might be as we speak.

[moochobliged]

you're not. you did all that work of posting this ridiculous blood request. you're too tired.

[florescu]

i'm fine in front of a screen.

[moochobliged]

so then you aren't watching me, like i said.

[florescu]

i enjoy watching your ignorance. please, do not improve.

[moochobliged]

[sounds fake but if it distracts him from trying to eat people--]

if you say so!

[florescu]

thank you. i will watch your demise fondly.