not sus at all (cw discussions of blood)

[florescu]

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Comments

[florescu]

I never said 'can't'.

[startraveler]

Right, right. It didn't seem to me like you would gladly work with them.

So be honest - what do you really need the blood in your fridge for?

[florescu]

I need it to stay alive, as for I have a very rare, incurable disease that requires transfusions, so that would easily be a fair commission to helping you lot, wouldn't it?

(eh, half right.)

[startraveler]

And you couldn't say that right away? Plus, it doesn't explain why you didn't seem too happy about the clinic.

Are you sure you're not some kind of vampire or something? I heard they live in other worlds.

[More like he heard about them while visiting some other worlds.]

[florescu]

You do not show vulnerability first thing, boy.

What's a vampire?

( :) )

[startraveler]

Of course. But weren't we supposed to help one another? Why so much distrust?

And a vampire is someone who would need blood to stay alive. Just like you.

[Coincidence???]

[florescu]

Telling you defeats the point of being distrusting, I'm afraid.

So, a person who needs transfusions is a vampire? Understood.

[startraveler]

But did you tell someone else? That's my point.

If you want to call it a "transfusion" then so be it. I could help you stay alive... but I need to make sure you're not going to cause some trouble. You seem nothing, but suspicious, you know?

[florescu]

I don't like your point, so I'm ignoring it.

And why do you think you are even a match for me?

[startraveler]

I fought gods and dragons in the past. I'm pretty confident in my skills.

sir this is a wendy's

[florescu]

Please calm down, I am speaking biologically.

[startraveler]

Does it matter?

[florescu]

For blood transfusions? Yes.

[startraveler]

I'm just a regular person.

[He's not.]

[florescu]

And your blood type?

[startraveler]

No idea.

[florescu]

Then you can't be sure if you are a biological match.

[startraveler]

I'm not a doctor so I couldn't tell. You're supposed to be a blood expert here.

[florescu]

That's hardly how it works. If you don't have matching blood types, a person taking a transfusion might pass.

[startraveler]

But you have to have a way to check the blood type, right? How else would anyone be able to tell?

[florescu]

I can smell it.

(can he? can he?????)

[startraveler]

Really?

[???? Can he???]

[florescu]

Definitely. Can't you?

(can't he????????)

[startraveler]

I can't.

[Obviously!]

[florescu]

How unfortunate for you.