audio, start of september

[bonobos]

[ feed starts.

there is a pronounced silence. then-- ]

I got a thing for that stupid clown.

[ ??? ]

I'm only doing this 'cause he said something about how he's my dirty secret or whatever a few weeks ago and I'm pretty sure he's upset about it so yeah. There it is. Don't say I never did anything for you. Asshole.

[ message over, that is... somehow all he wanted to say. wow. ]

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[invinciblemikey]

I'm shocked. Just absolutely shocked.

[bonobos]

Man... shut up. I was gonna get away with it. Not my fault you got a...damn, what do they call 'em...

Gaydar? Yeah, you got a gaydar that's juiced up to hell.

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[cursegod]

I should rip out your insides.

[Someone is furious. It's that quiet, sinister tone while calming contemplating horrendous things-- you really fucked up Sha-Ming.]

Or maybe I should rip out his insides and paint your place with them. I'll save his heart separate...just so you can savor every bite. [She chuckles darkly:] But why get my hands dirty when I could order him to kill you? Over and over and over and over... That man loves to pretend he's heartless, so why not put him to the test, right?

He wants to lose his humanity so badly...So, Sha-Ming, wouldn't you be the perfect offering? We could do it for months, years, however long it takes to have him evolve.

[bonobos]

[ ah. he should have half expected that. as opposed to putting up a completely unassuming front, it's better to talk business for a second. ]

Thought you two kissed and made up. Was that all for show? [ a wave of the hand. ] Leave it to me know things dead last.

Anywayssssss, you couldn't, 'cause we'd both just come back anyways. Council is full of crap, sure, but they've got leashes on us, you included. Maybe you're the shit back home-- but here, you're still just a person too.

Plus, his whole thing is that mortality trips him up, so he's not gonna really care so long as I come back. Whiiich you can't control, babe.

audio; un: dawnlord

[cartridgerefill]

Sha-Ming.

[bonobos]

B-Boney…?

I got a thing for you too, don’t worry. You aren’t getting rid of the Ming that easily.

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[quizpersona]

Stay RIGHT there !

[Is that the jaws theme? Anyways here's some knocking at the door. Uh oh who saw that one coming.]

[bonobos]

[ ah, yes. dread. old fashioned dread.

he opens the door. ]

Couldn’t you just text?

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[conflictresolution]

We appear to be starting new month of dysfunction with a love declaration. Feeling more and more like home.

[bonobos]

Oh come ON. I bet you’re getting laid too.

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[endcaller]

Oh, I think we should just stay friends.

[He is... not used to someone else being the clown people are always yelling about.]

[bonobos]

Damn it, not YOU! HOW many clowns do we got around here?

[traumaticus]

[Someone COMPLETELY lost the point here....]

I suggest you to deliver the object to the jester in the question instead of declaring the unfinished business between you two in public like this. That is unless you intend to anger him further.

[bonobos]

He already read it but thanks for the advice. Sounds like you reaaallly got your love life in order.

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[coordinatroll]

[ Look, normally she's all about getting into other people's business, especially if it means some sort of blackmail material... but she hasn't been in the mood lately. Which doesn't stop her from sounding excited and peppy in her response, even if her heart isn't really in it. ]

You know what they say, every Jack has his Jill~ ♪

[ Is she dissing him or Gogol with this? Or both? The world may never know! ]

[bonobos]

[ she’s usually so nice— does gogol really bring out this level of hatred from the public…

well, yes. ]

Hey, hey, hey. I’m totally Jack here. And he’s Jill. Not me.

Just so you know.

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[quizpersona]

[In Mitama's honor he'll be pushing Sha-Ming down a hill later. Probably also for the comment made above. But mostly to honor Mitama.]

Know of any good hills~~?

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[valiantarms]

Oh, oh, are you in love?

[He cannot see the hype. Tell her about your love life, it cute.]

[bonobos]

Hell no.

[ stage 1: denial ]

You ever hear of the word “situationship”?

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[melnik]

[ Look, there was a strong urge to simply pretend he had never heard this... but it really seems like Sha-Ming has been through a lot recently. From bouncing in between his younger self to feeling responsible for a murder-plague, it's kind of a lot. ]

I'm worried about you.

[fieldtrip]

We could stage an intervention.

[ Toph using Sha-Ming's own slang dictionary against him? Yes ]

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[fieldtrip]

The guy everyone killed by accident? That stupid clown?

[bonobos]

[ prolonged silence.

resignedly: ]

Yeah.

[ he wishes he had something better to say very badly. ]

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[drugsnotclubs]

....Huh.

[....yeah. alright. That makes sense, actually.]

Congratulations?

[bonobos]

[ crazy ass thing to hear from a guy whose girlfriend just sent him a murderously angry voicenote. sha-ming clears his throat. awkward silence. ]

...Uh. Thanks. You were right for killing him, by the way.

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[memori3s]

Just be careful. That's all.

[ The Dara Incident is still relatively fresh in Minato's memory. On the other hand, Gogol seemed -- well, he seemed all right while Minato was tethered to him during that terrible week. They got burgers together. It's cool. Minato is both the best and the worst judge of character. ]

I think he can be nice. Maybe he's afraid of doing that though.

Not Here

[quizpersona]

[ !? What the ! Listen Minato could you not he's got a soulless murder clown rep to maintain here... ]

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[avitus]

[As someone who only knows the very basics of what happened from that No Murder PSA, Yusuke's only contribution is this:]

damn what is it with clowns and being insecure

[Seriously, it's weird. The only one he knows loses his shit whenever someone doesn't call him 'Beautiful' Suzuki. Are all clowns like this.]

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[quizpersona]

[First of all: for slandering him specifically Gogol endeavours to find out who this is so he can scare the shit out of them later. This is a long con prank though so—]

What a relief someone else said it first. From experience even one clown is one clown too many! I wish someone would do something about it already.

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[foxphorus]

How very courteous of you to inform everyone here.

[bonobos]

Don't worry. I still want you too.