audio, start of september

[bonobos]

[ feed starts.

there is a pronounced silence. then-- ]

I got a thing for that stupid clown.

[ ??? ]

I'm only doing this 'cause he said something about how he's my dirty secret or whatever a few weeks ago and I'm pretty sure he's upset about it so yeah. There it is. Don't say I never did anything for you. Asshole.

[ message over, that is... somehow all he wanted to say. wow. ]

Comments

[bonobos]

Damn it, not YOU! HOW many clowns do we got around here?

1/2

[endcaller]

Well, I wouldn't know, would I? I am yet new to this star.

But if you are referring to someone else that does make more sense. You and I have barely interacted, after all.

2/2

[endcaller]

So... Who is the lucky clown?

[bonobos]

I dunno how to tell you this but I've dated girls after knowing them for like, 2 days. People date each other for even less. Life's too short to not mess around, ya dig? Welcome to society.

[ a big sigh. ]

The clown... with the tophat. Like... he's an actual clown. He's that guy... that goes around killing people he shouldn't. Nikolai Gogol. He's a total freak.

Maybe you guys would get on, I dunno.

[endcaller]

Ah, yes, the lad who was felled by an axe, much to everyone's surprise. I daresay he's an...intriguing choice.

Whence came this fascination?