audio, start of september

[bonobos]

[ feed starts.

there is a pronounced silence. then-- ]

I got a thing for that stupid clown.

[ ??? ]

I'm only doing this 'cause he said something about how he's my dirty secret or whatever a few weeks ago and I'm pretty sure he's upset about it so yeah. There it is. Don't say I never did anything for you. Asshole.

[ message over, that is... somehow all he wanted to say. wow. ]

Comments

[traumaticus]

[Someone COMPLETELY lost the point here....]

I suggest you to deliver the object to the jester in the question instead of declaring the unfinished business between you two in public like this. That is unless you intend to anger him further.

[bonobos]

He already read it but thanks for the advice. Sounds like you reaaallly got your love life in order.

[traumaticus]

I assume he will be wanting what belongs to him, then.

Yes? I am married.

[bonobos]

What do you—

You think I have like… an actual thing for him? No, I mean… you know, the hots.

That’s crazy. You cheat yet?

[traumaticus]

Is that not what you said in the beginning of this post?

I take offense to that question. I would not go back on my word that I gave to her in front of God.

text; private

[opheliac]

HA! married and sleeping with my dad?

glad we can all see how important loyalty is to u.

[traumaticus]

I detest such accusation.

[opheliac]

awwww, dont be shy and modest. i know u 2 are a thing.

u dont have to hide it anymore. in fact, the more u do, the worse u'll look. and who wants to look pathetic?

[traumaticus]

[...jinx why do you have to type like this? richard can't read it.]

it is truly worrisome for a young lady like yourself to have such wild imagination. maybe you should find other ways to occupy your time than to fill your head with disturbing daydreams. has your little flock already flown away?

[opheliac]

dont insult my genius, it irriates me and its not cute.

look, pal. this game u and my old man are playing had gotten boring AGES ago. nobody is making any moves. u've standing over there, he's been standing over THERE, and im over HERE, and im supposed to pretend i dont know who it is so u 2 can keep going with ur boning all happy go lucky and its all a snnnoooooreee!!!

theres NOTHING for me to do, so ive put it upon myself to make things more interesting and sped up the process.

and besides, theres not a lot of adults here, buddy. not hard to figure out when its slim pickings.

but don't worrrrrrry, i wont hurt u or break u 2 up. we are allies, remember? and allies need to be honest with each other? makes us strong and tough! im not angry, just disappointed. he tells me all the time i need to shoot higher and he shot lower. thats all.

[traumaticus]

have you been discussing with your father about these fantasies of yours?

[opheliac]

uughhhhhh are u kidding??? u STILL want to keep this up?

sheesh, and THIS is why i prefer weapons than humans. weapons are straight forward, they tell things like it is, and NOBODY beats around the bush. theyre all HONEST with themselves. but humans are so fickled with EVERYTHING.

here i am TRYING to be mature, and to handle all of this in a civil way with no bloods and guts attached and EVERY TIME i try to play the "nice girl" card like people are BEGGING me to, i get shit in return and then i have to force my hand to do something nasty.

and when i DO something nasty, u all start whining that i hurt this person, i killed that person, "jiiiinx why did u do thaaaaaaaaaaaat" cry cry cry. and i say weeell, if u just stop being a stubborn brat, we wouldnt be in this mess. it wont be MY fault, it'll be ur fault.

so.

u 2 want to do this hard way? fiiiine, thats fine. dont say i didnt try to make this painless, because i definitely did. ill save this conversation to my phone JUST to prove it. so dont come crying to me if i keep getting angrier at the both of u because u 2 couldnt just fess up to something when I fessed up to my shit to MY dad.

and DONT come crying to me if my hands start to get a little messy. or bloody or something.

still wont hurt u OR him. i easily could, but i wont. but im also VERY creative, so ill just do things another way.

[traumaticus]

[.. yeah, sorry Jinx. he has no idea what you're going on about here?

so he's going to perform the art of Leaving You On Read.]