012. 💥 TXT; ANONYMOUS

[opheliac]

"Insert yourself into the daily life of the Chosen, deepen positive bonds" is my "thing" from the Council.

Guess I can't sit too long without the big Jer-Jer coming for me. So Chosen, tell me about your lame day-to-day life. But keep it short because I don't really care. Just give me a list of crap you do so I can "insert" myself into you. And make it good, because I hate being bored.

-X.

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text; un: mrmurasaki

[depressionnap]

sounds like this is a waste of time for everyone involved
wouldnt they be able to tell it's not a genuine effort

[opheliac]

Sounds like it's their problem, not mine. Maybe they should quit being so pathetic when they give us little orders to fill.

-X.

[depressionnap]

seems like they're going to make it your problem

[opheliac]

Those scumbags have done the worst thing to me already. So I'm not worried.

-X.

[heir_conditioned]

If you don't really care, could we talk about something you do care about? I'm sure other people will respond with things to your topic. Unless you really want to hear about it.

[opheliac]

I care about animals.

- X.

[heir_conditioned]

Animals are a good thing to care about. Even the more violent ones. Are there any animals you like best?

[opheliac]

Any kind that bites. Which is all of them.

- X.

[Not Here]

[conflictresolution]

[He knew who this was, but he was respecting her desire for silence and distance from him. That didn't mean he wouldn't keep tabs on her activities.]

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[rebellions]

[ ... He has a funny feeling he might know who's that coming from (it's the nickname that clues him in), and he makes a mental note to check up on said certain someone somewhere down the line, but he'll just respond in the same way he would to anyone else.

By being a stubborn asshole. ]

see that's where I call bullshit
you come to them with "I murdered a family" or "I destroyed a country" or "I kicked a puppy"
and their supposed way to "redeem" ourselves is just "be nice"
bunch of crap is what that is

[opheliac]

[ well, lookie here. she isn't going to private the conversation or out herself, but instead, continue with this anonymous trend. ]

Being nice gets you nowhere. Some people want to get out here, so they play "nice" and go by the "rules". And guess what? They're still here.

Isn't THAT funny, huh?

-X.

[rebellions]

pigs will fly before that gets them anywhere
being nice does nothing but invite people to take advantage of it
the sooner they learn that, the better

[ He has little sympathy for those wide-eyed idealists who refuse to learn their lesson.

There's one part about her (well, technically the anon's, since he has no way to prove if it's her one way or another) statement that gives him a pause, however. ]

I take it you're not one of them?
people who wanna get outta here I mean

[opheliac]

I've completed my purpose back home. There's nothing left for me there. Unless I want to watch the fireworks go off and people try to hunt me down. I haven't played a game of tag in a loooong time. Kinda miss it!

- X.

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[luneminary]

Would it really work like that? Hearing it is way different from experiencing it.

[opheliac]

Hell if I know. I'm just filling the duty.

- X.

[luneminary]

Oh, like homework! Can't blame you for not wanting to do that. (´･ᴗ･ ` )

How about find a way to make it more fun for you? What kind of hobbies do you like?

[opheliac]

I'm Anonymous. I can't tell you everything about myself.

- X.

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[foxphorus]

I've been starting a garden as of late. Not a bad way to spend one's time.

[opheliac]

Flowers or Vegetables?

- X.

[foxphorus]

Both. They benefit from one another just as much in controlled settings as they do in the wild.

[opheliac]

But why put in the work of growing vegetables when you can just buy them? Sounds dumb.

- X.

text: murdock

[notthekingpin]

I'm not sure if it really serves the spirit and the purpose of the sentence if you do this anonymously. Jerry might nitpick that.

[opheliac]

Then he can take a picture of my butt. He should have tried harder.

- X.

[notthekingpin]

You're right, I should have considered that. Photographs of butts are of course perfect character evidence.

[opheliac]

The hairer, the better.

Anyway, never seen your username before. How new are you, Mister Lady Rookie?

- X.