012. 💥 TXT; ANONYMOUS

[opheliac]

"Insert yourself into the daily life of the Chosen, deepen positive bonds" is my "thing" from the Council.

Guess I can't sit too long without the big Jer-Jer coming for me. So Chosen, tell me about your lame day-to-day life. But keep it short because I don't really care. Just give me a list of crap you do so I can "insert" myself into you. And make it good, because I hate being bored.

-X.

Comments

[notthekingpin]

I don't think Jerry sees it that way.

[opheliac]

well JERRY is a moron with a disgusting hairline that isnt doing any favors for him. no matter where he goes, we will always see that giant forehead from a mile away.

and if he wants us to listen to him sooooo badly, maybe he should invest in a freaking hat so he'll stop causing all of these eye injuries. thatll be the first step in the right direction for all of us.

- X.

[notthekingpin]

Are you trying to "find out"?

[ you know, after fucking around. ]

[opheliac]

Find out what?

- X.

[notthekingpin]

The inevitable conclusion to fucking around.

[opheliac]

Oh, I've done that! You want to know what they do to you if you push them too far?

- X.

[notthekingpin]

What do they do?