012. 💥 TXT; ANONYMOUS

[opheliac]

"Insert yourself into the daily life of the Chosen, deepen positive bonds" is my "thing" from the Council.

Guess I can't sit too long without the big Jer-Jer coming for me. So Chosen, tell me about your lame day-to-day life. But keep it short because I don't really care. Just give me a list of crap you do so I can "insert" myself into you. And make it good, because I hate being bored.

-X.

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[foxphorus]

I've been starting a garden as of late. Not a bad way to spend one's time.

[opheliac]

Flowers or Vegetables?

- X.

[foxphorus]

Both. They benefit from one another just as much in controlled settings as they do in the wild.

[opheliac]

But why put in the work of growing vegetables when you can just buy them? Sounds dumb.

- X.

[foxphorus]

So you've food and other things on your own terms as opposed to a merchant's. Their availability, their prices, and so on.

[opheliac]

I guess when you put it that way....

What kind of vegs are you growing?

- X.

[foxphorus]

Ginger, leek, radish, along with a number of fruits and nuts.

So it will be some time before everything is in its full splendor.

[opheliac]

Do you have apples?

- X.

[foxphorus]

Apples could easily be arranged.

[opheliac]

So is it okay to nab some from you? I'll pay you.

- X.

[foxphorus]

In what?

[opheliac]

Money? I'm stinking rich.

- X.

[foxphorus]

Boring. Try again.

[opheliac]

Did you just call me boring?

- X.

[foxphorus]

I called your offer boring. Money isn't something difficult to obtain.

private.

[opheliac]

Alright, Plant boy. How's this for an offer:

You fight? If you do, do you use weapons?

private.

[foxphorus]

[ Well that escalated quickly. ]

I don't. Not for pleasure, at the very least.

private.

[opheliac]

Oh, you're one of those.

Anyway, do you use a weapon or not?

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[foxphorus]

Someone with better things to do with his time? Yes, I am.

Nothing traditional like a sword or a bow.

private.

[opheliac]

how about i make u one?

private.

[foxphorus]

[ There's an ever-so-slight pause. ]

Alright.

Now you have me interested.

private.

[opheliac]

I make weapons of ANY kind! Just say the word, and I'll do it. Getting material around here is a little tricky, but I have my ways.

- X.