dazai osamu radio show, #...4???????

[nullificates]

(you know that voice. you know it. you simply do.)

Good afternoon, Aldrip, ladies, gentlemen, everything in between, clowns, twats, twits, everyone, gather around, this is the Dazai Radio Show! As you know, blablablabla, we fought some strange things, got some gadgets, went to the desert, talked to a very handsome fairy man -- (dazai's voice becomes muffled, as he speaks into the distance,) did someone even get his number? For no particular reasons-- No? Ugh, really?! Fine, fine. Anyway, that is not what I was going to get at! Today, we have no news, but instead, let's get to our roots! This is our advice program. Need help with a girl? I'm here for you! Need help with a boy? Get better taste! Fufufufufufu!!!!!

Want to prank your idiot roommate so he can't ever reach for the sugar?! I got you! Want to build a death trap above your bed?! I got you! Ah, let's hear what the community has to say! Please, Aldrip, speak! We are all here for you!

Comments

[fatalism]

wind them up and watch them go

[nullificates]

like how

[fatalism]

give bad advice and see what happens

[nullificates]

ways to drive a man crazy:

[murderingjustice]

[murderingjustice]

alright, i'll play.

how would you deal with a pair that is bound to drive each other into ruin? separate them? or take the front seat and watch everything burn down.

[fatalism]

move all furniture in his room 0.5milimiters every time you visit

[nullificates]

oh so you noticed

[fatalism]

you might as well have painted the room red, of course i noticed

[darkdisgrace]

Why on earth would anyone take your advice on dating?

Do these people know just how many pissed off exes you have, Mr. Radio Host?

[nullificates]

mmmmmmmmmm no

zero here i guess

[darkdisgrace]

Really? Not even a pissed off one night stand?

That's a record for you. There are still women who want to murder you back home, you know.

[nullificates]

one night stands and few months flings arent exes so technically i have zero mad exes

also who doesn't wanna murder me i am great

[darkdisgrace]

Attempted murder isn't actually a compliment on your romantic or sexual skills, at least for normal people.

[nullificates]

says the person who attempts murders me daily

im simply too charming

[darkdisgrace]

You say this like you aren't practically asking for me to wring your neck 24/7

[Is that a threat or innuendo? Yes.]

[quizpersona]

Now now Mr. Host. I never said that I hated hurting.

[ ...Other people. If you even believe this. ]

But I think I will take your advice of hiding razors in unsuspecting peoples pockets!

[nullificates]

you do it because i am charming

[darkdisgrace]

if 'charming' is another word for 'drives me up the wall' then yes, absolutely.

[nullificates]

oh speaking about the walls i added spikes to the roof enjoy your morning pacing

slug

[darkdisgrace]

what the fuck.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.

[nullificates]

the game ways to drive a man mad is so easy with you

[darkdisgrace]

You're going to find those spikes in your bed one of these days

[nullificates]

shooting yourself in the foot i see

also you are despicable and disgusting keeping all thus gold so close yet so far from me

[nullificates]

how is that sanity?!