dazai osamu radio show, #...4???????

[nullificates]

(you know that voice. you know it. you simply do.)

Good afternoon, Aldrip, ladies, gentlemen, everything in between, clowns, twats, twits, everyone, gather around, this is the Dazai Radio Show! As you know, blablablabla, we fought some strange things, got some gadgets, went to the desert, talked to a very handsome fairy man -- (dazai's voice becomes muffled, as he speaks into the distance,) did someone even get his number? For no particular reasons-- No? Ugh, really?! Fine, fine. Anyway, that is not what I was going to get at! Today, we have no news, but instead, let's get to our roots! This is our advice program. Need help with a girl? I'm here for you! Need help with a boy? Get better taste! Fufufufufufu!!!!!

Want to prank your idiot roommate so he can't ever reach for the sugar?! I got you! Want to build a death trap above your bed?! I got you! Ah, let's hear what the community has to say! Please, Aldrip, speak! We are all here for you!

Comments

[orphne]

You can't solve all your problems with murder...

[nullificates]

do you need to talk about boys

[murderingjustice]

you're creating a paradox

why love advice? don't you have your hands full on that area already.

[nullificates]

lately i don't solve any!!!

[nullificates]

some of you disgraces need it

[fatalism]

depends on whether or not said boys are responsible for the tea quality

[nullificates]

in your home maybe in aldrip no

[orphne]

solve any problems in general, or with murder specifically?

[fatalism]

then we need not talk about boys but instead answer the question of where can i get some tea that properly masks the taste of arsenic.

[nullificates]

with murder specifically!!!!!

[orphne]

Hooray!! I'm so proud of you!! I'm gonna make you something nice to celebrate!!

[nullificates]

due to personal reasons i am unable to dig you advice in this matter!!!!!!!!!!

[nullificates]

hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[orphne]

What kind of cake do you like!

[fatalism]

well that is a terrible excuse, i will now have to file a complaint against you with hr

[nullificates]

i guess ill go get the tea-that-masks-the-taste-of-arsenic

[nullificates]

complain about me to my face!!! do you need advice on how to deal with boys

[orphne]

Hmmm okay! We can have tea and cake, I don't mind.

[She knows Dazai won't poison her or himself in front of her (without good reason, anyway).]

[murderingjustice]

says the filthy degenerate

[fatalism]

but that would defeat the purpose of filing a complaint.

no, thank you, i will not take advice.

[nullificates]

file your complaint.

[fatalism]

complaints or not, what do you hope to get out of handling advice on boys?

[nullificates]

i too hate hurting!!!!!! ah, maybe you should start to put things INTO their pockets!!!!

[nullificates]

entertainment

[nullificates]

yeah