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[touchofcashmere]

[he looks a little haggard, his hair a little limp, it's difficult to find the right products these days in these parts but he's not overly worried. He has a rather more urgent situation at hand]

Hello, all!

I was er... wondering if anyone had any ideas for simple meals. Very simple meals. Meals that even a child could make and don't require anything strange. I did have a hot box but... [he gestures to where there is a very exploded microwave] It blew up.

Any help would be appreciated.

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[breakin_ur_lore]

[Haha, what is that exploded thing he has? Did you explode a thing, Stede? Well, don't worry, Med'an will only laugh about it off-screen.]

Omelets are good! I've been making them since I was little. I could teach you.

[touchofcashmere]

I'd like that. I'd kill for a good omelet. Even a passible one. I suppose it's too much to ask for to learn how to make a raspberry pain au chocolat.

[breakin_ur_lore]

["Raspberry pah oh shocolat"?? Well...he understood at least two of those words...]

Is that like...a...cake? [What else would you do with raspberries and chocolate?]

[touchofcashmere]

Sort of! It's a sort of bread with raspberries and slabs of chocolate rolled in the middle. Absolutely delish. You should try it some time.

[breakin_ur_lore]

Oooh. That does sound...delish. [Hehe, that was fun to say.] Well, I can make bread, so...maybe we can get the chocolate and raspberries somewhere else? Or just start with the omelet.

[Anyway, NEW FRIEND TIME.]

I'm Med'an. It's nice to meet you.

[touchofcashmere]

Stede Bonnet, gentleman pirate. Nice to meet you too.

And could you? God, I would be grateful. I haven't had decent food since I got here.

[breakin_ur_lore]

[Oh, he is definitely going to have to ask about that. He's the sort who still believes in things like gentleman pirates.]

Haha, sure. It'll be fun. You just need a frying pan.

And eggs, obviously. What should we put in them? Cheese and ham are always good...[He sounds well-versed in the subject of omelet ingredients. :E ]

[touchofcashmere]

Oh...well! I think I have a frying pan. I'm pretty sure. I know better than to put them in the small hot box now. They don't do so well in the oven either.

What exactly does a frying pan look like?

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[breakin_ur_lore]

[O...h....Med'an is a nice young lad, and knows better than to judge people on what they do and don't know, but he can't deny that the question is pretty surprising to him. Do pirates not use frying pans? Maybe frying pans haven't been invented in Stede's world? How does a world not invent a frying pan?]

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[breakin_ur_lore]

[Okay, you know what, it's fine. He can start from the beginning. They'll do it step by step!

There's some shuffling before he turns the video on to show the little frying pan he has with his camping gear. Ta-da!]

It's like this! You usually put it on the stovetop, or over the fire. I guess there are a few things you could bake in it.