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[Tendi looks thoughtful, maybe even a little concerned. When she speaks, it's a bit stilted, as if she's rehearsed this. Very Serious. Anyway.

... ... ... there is first a deep sigh. And then:]

Hello, humans of Aldrip. I know there's a lot going on, but I have a question for all of you. For science.

[Is she really going to ask this??? Yep. She is. She's really going for it. Here goes nothing.]

Please tell me about your body hair. Also, where and when you're from. Again, this is for science. [ahem] Thank you.

[there is context here, i swear]

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Okay, but that's the same question everyone else is asking! Why is everyone so interested in why??

[nuraridouman]

Because that question is about two steps away from being on the same level as you asking if we're really growing tomatoes out of our genitals. That's why.

help this sentence is so cursed DSAFSDHJSG

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Okay, um, if you're growing tomatoes out of your genitals, you have way bigger problems than just some leg hair.

Is. Is that a thing that can happen??? Genital tomatoes?

lmao I'm sorry

[nuraridouman]

Hmm. If you are a very determined Mandragora, then I'd say that's possible.

[Just answering her question seriously like it's no big deal.]

1/3 lmfao

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[Oh gods. What the fuck.]

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[... hmm.]

Interesting. Tell me more. What's a Mandragora, and why exactly would it be interested in human genitals?

[nuraridouman]

Mandragora are a very basic species of plant youkai. Generally they tend to resemble loud, foul-mouthed turnips or radishes even though they are actually part of the nightshade family. One of their special skills is to grow whatever flowers or fruits they like. As for their reproduction....

It's whatever whenever they feel like it.

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