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Good day, fellow Chosen.

I am conducting some research as I have just learned that death is not a permanent feature here. I realize this is likely not a new fact to many of you, but the revelation is impressive to me. As such, I would like to get a bit more insight from others here.

I request that this form be filled out as truthfully as possible for means of research. Of course, I expect some of you will have a sense of humor about it as well. I do not mind, but please try to keep it honest. It will be appreciated.

Please also expect follow up questions, but I will understand if you choose to refuse any follow up answers.

I would also like to request the services of an experienced baker. Much appreciated.

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Find that I have fulfilled my end of the bargain because they will technically be "sweet."

3 cakes.

Now now. Simply saying "3 cakes" doesn't mean you get 3. You're adorable, but I don't plan on being unfair.

CORRECTION i am super adorable. 3 cakes.

3 cakes if you tell me how you died.

5 cakes and i will explain the time travelling bullshit

Time traveling. How exciting.

Ah, what a good bargain. You're such a crafty person.

5 cakes it is.

settled.

I look forward to our future discussion. The cakes will come first, naturally.

if they're bad i am not telling u a thing.

seems like no one has told u a baker so far

So strict! I will adhere to your rules, though.

So it seems. If I receive no offers, I simply will have to become an exceptional baker myself.

im starting to like u.

that sounds not promising. please dont.

How fortunate. I quite like you myself!

Fear not. I will not give you anything inedible. That is a promise.

trustin u this time.

I will endeavor to not disappoint.

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