Shinjiro "take your meds" Aragaki [荒垣 真次郎] (
drugsnotclubs) wrote in
expiationnet2024-05-31 02:59 pm
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[Sup, Aldrip! Shinjiro looks just as surly as ever, but now he's looking surly wearing one of the communal aprons from Kotone's cooking club. He even has his hair pulled back so it doesn't fall into what he's doing, how cute! His arms are folded, looking just past the camera for whatever signal that recording has started, and then begins, flat and even toned as usual.]
...So I'm finding out basically no one here knows how to cook for themselves. And I mean actual day-to-day meal food. Not just tea cakes and not crazy thousand dollar sushi or whatever. So we're gonna fix that.
Kotone wants everyone to come to cooking club, make friends, whatever. [he waves a hand as he says it. It's basically like a YouTuber telling you about their sponsorship because they have to.] So that's something you can do for hands on practice, especially if you don't got a big kitchen at home.
But before any idiots show up and ruin all the pans we got, I figured I'd start off by fielding any basic questions anyone's got. Lemme know how you're screwing up, and I'll see if I can't tell you what to do instead. If I can figure out how to attach a recipe to this thing, I'll do that, too.
...and if you can make something... I dunno, shoot us a recipe or something. Could always use more ideas to teach the beginners.
[And, he glances over and nods to Kotone, advertisement done!! True to his word, people can find a basic recipe for a stir fry in text, complete with notes about possible ingredient options and cook times (the cook time for certain vegetables is different, after all,) as well as two different sauce recipes for it, one more sweet, and one more umami. Sub in whatever leftover veg or meat you have on hand and it's an easy dinner.]
...So I'm finding out basically no one here knows how to cook for themselves. And I mean actual day-to-day meal food. Not just tea cakes and not crazy thousand dollar sushi or whatever. So we're gonna fix that.
Kotone wants everyone to come to cooking club, make friends, whatever. [he waves a hand as he says it. It's basically like a YouTuber telling you about their sponsorship because they have to.] So that's something you can do for hands on practice, especially if you don't got a big kitchen at home.
But before any idiots show up and ruin all the pans we got, I figured I'd start off by fielding any basic questions anyone's got. Lemme know how you're screwing up, and I'll see if I can't tell you what to do instead. If I can figure out how to attach a recipe to this thing, I'll do that, too.
...and if you can make something... I dunno, shoot us a recipe or something. Could always use more ideas to teach the beginners.
[And, he glances over and nods to Kotone, advertisement done!! True to his word, people can find a basic recipe for a stir fry in text, complete with notes about possible ingredient options and cook times (the cook time for certain vegetables is different, after all,) as well as two different sauce recipes for it, one more sweet, and one more umami. Sub in whatever leftover veg or meat you have on hand and it's an easy dinner.]

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War. [ A very succinct answer, but he can't really go into the specifics. ] When we emerged, those who remained adopted a new set of tenets.
[ Remained is a good way to put it, certainly. The division was so astronomical that it developed two species. ]
Exceptionally, to the less sensitive palate.
In large part, though I have noticed a number of non-native specimens to what most would call "Earth."
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[Simple enough explanation for him!]
So does 'terran' mean specifically Earth, then?
[bro he doesn't know fancy space terms.]
Seems like there's a bunch of versions of it people are from, too. so maybe it's just from some other person's earth.
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[ War what is it good for, etc. ]
In this circumstance.
While I have considered this possibility, I believe you would consider the odds of a lack of external or direct influence on Earth's native flora astronomically small in these cases.
[ This is a great example enough, the whole of this situation, but he could talk about weird varieties he's seen and how he knows without significant meddling that couldn't possibly be true. Never mind that some have properties that wouldn't hold up on any sort of "Earth" at all. ]
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So... It's not likely that enough about earth changed to have all new plants and animals, you mean?